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Brocrates

Pronounced: Bro-cra-tees...like Socrates (it's ok Bro's, you don't need to know who that is anyways)

A pseudo-philosophical bro. Brocates will make statements intended to be deep and philosophical, but which will instead come across as lame and pitiful. Substances such as alcohol and marijuana may induce extended periods of such attempts at depth and insight - aka failosophy
*exhales puff of smoke* "...Dude. So I was makin out with this one chick the other night - and I thought to myself 'what if this isn't a real chick, but a robot sent to kill me' but then I kept makin out with her"...

*smashes beer can on forehead* "Damn Brocrates. That was deep"
by A Clamor of Rooks July 19, 2010
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blockatiel

The unsung cockatiel hero against vulgar,pornographic,and unsightly images.Blockatiels block the offending images with their faces to save the innocence of the viewer.
What's this bird doing on my poster?
Blockatiel'd!
by Cockatiel Owner June 21, 2009
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New Brockton Alabama

If you tell one person something everyone finds out, all girls here have stank coochies, if you haven’t liked your cousins you’re officially gay, if your white your not right, yee yee is proper grammar and if u don’t pack a lip then you aren’t cool, but remember don’t juul at school
Look at them new Brockton Alabama girls
by Unknown boiii December 7, 2018
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Brockton Hub

Brockton Hub is a comical social network group supporting Brockton Massachusetts. It is full of citizens ranging from 30-70 years of age who are the self proclaimed "Brockton's Finest". Brockton Hub is a "hub" for prowlers who will post pictures of your house and heartless middle aged citizens. ie; "I don't care about them or their kids".
Although Brockton is home to one of the most respected high schools on the east coast, Brockton Hub members present their mediocre ideas with an unbelievable amount of spelling errors contained within grammatically incorrect sentence structure.
what you wanna do?
lets count the spelling errors in brockton hub
by anonymous logger August 20, 2013
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Brocation

When the bros get together and get blackout drunk and do hoodrat shit.
Hey boss im goin on brocation tonight not gonna make it in tomorrow.
by Pinchiegringo July 4, 2017
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Brockton Blockbuster

In The Black and White Trunks weighing in at 188pds the Brockton Blockbuster Rocky Marciano!
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Brockton Swap

When a person pays for someone else's groceries with food stamps, EBT card, etc. in exchange for money, drugs, sex and/or booze. Named after the city of Brockton, Massachusetts.
"Hey let me know if you need anything at the store, because I'm broke but I have a ton of food stamp money on my EBT card, maybe we can do a Brockton Swap."
by MrDangerously January 11, 2013
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