broderick

A gangsta nigga who stay fresh and clean 24/7 with their swagga. Brodericks tend to have big ‘ole dicks that are 9 inches and bigger (hung like horses) and nut like a muthafucka. They have an attitude that at first will annoy you but then you will soon get used to it and appreciate their feistiness and their cockiness. Whenever you argue with a Broderick, don’t even bother trying to put up a fight because YOU WILL ALWAYS BE WRONG and he will win every single time… seriously (pisses me off). They have great smiles and ‘ride n die’ personalities that are fly and will always be there by your side. They will always be honest and straight up with you about anything even about his opinions and feelings toward you. If the love you they show it… if they hate you you’ll know it. They are playas straight from the South and spit mad game to pick up all kinds of big booty hoes up in the club, parties, functions, etc. Don’t talk back to them or they will bust a cap in yo’ ass with their glock. BEWARE BITCHES… Brodericks are hard to tame!!! But if you know one keep him close because he will always love you and will protect you at any cost.

Bitch #1: Damn nothing but small dicks up in this club…

Bitch #2: Yea I feel you! I need one of them big dick Brodericks!!

Bitch #1: Yee! They always get'chu walking wit a limp.

*both sigh*

by mex-salva-fili gurl February 22, 2011

broadcrastinating

1. verb - The act of Tivo'ing a broadcast program and delay viewing by 20-30 minutes, with the goal to skip commercials and "catch-up" to live programming by the scheduled end time.

I'm broadcrastinating my favorite show. I can't stand commercials.

by bigtop65 August 15, 2010

Brovader

The Bro king.

typically refering to star wars.

han brolo- We must destroy the brostar it contains brovader, he is like the bro of bros

by Broseph. November 14, 2010

broadripple

The past and memories of good things all burning and crumbling away due to making wrong decisions in life. Loss of innocence.

Broadripple is burning, and the girls are getting sick off huffing glue...

-"Broadripple is Burning" Margot and the Nuclear So and So's

by Sydney not Brooke September 9, 2013

broade

a broad who is a bro

Chris: Yo wrangler, lets hit the bar.

Wrangler: Nah boss, I'm chillen with one of my broades 2nite.

Chris: soft

by Wrangles_ Lola1 September 24, 2009

broderick shower

The cleansing of one's genitalia, whilst squatting in the bathtub; remaining clothed from the waist up.
Preferrably done in a cheap motel prior to adulterous intercourse.

"Oh no! Mary will be here soon. I hope I have enough time to take a Broderick Shower as my cock and balls are absolutely filthy. I hope she has done the same."

by Mr. McAllister July 16, 2008

broderick

Washing just your balls in the bathtub, like Matthew Broderick in the movie, Election.

Are you gonna shower?
Nah, I only have time for a quick Broderick.

by Garvey March 14, 2007