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brocrastinating 

The act of doing bro like activities while important tasks or jobs await.
Today I was supposed to write a paper, but instead I spent the whole day brocrastinating by going to the gym, wearing a sleeveless shirt, joining a frat, and flexing my muscles numerous times.
brocrastinating by Tpep13 February 4, 2010

brocrastinating 

Putting off important responsibilities to party, work out, or bang hot chicks.
Dudebro, I have a 20 page paper I didn't start because i was brocrastinating yesterday when I got drunk and then went to the gym.
brocrastinating by Dr. Brosshart October 31, 2011

Breakcrastinating 

Lying in bed unproductively, not having eaten breakfast out of pure laziness to get up.
Wow Tom, I'm hungry as frick but I'm sitting here playing Overwatch breakcrastinating... I think I'ma die.

Brocrastinating 

Bro 1: I didn’t do my math homework!
Bro 2: Me neither, guess we’re brocrastinating.
Brocrastinating by @rosetedchicken December 15, 2018

Brocrastinating 

When you procrastinate on getting ready to go hang out with your friends, so you end up arriving late to every single meet up.
Friend 1: Bro why are you always late?
Friend 2: Sorry man, I was brocrastinating on you by watching some YouTube videos.
Brocrastinating by basedyoba November 22, 2017

Brocrastinating 

When you procrastinate with the rest of your bros in choosing the right gift for one of them.
Dudes were brocrastinating, so they gave him an e-gift card instead.
Brocrastinating by Pratik swycher February 9, 2020