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brocrastinating 

The act of doing bro like activities while important tasks or jobs await.
Today I was supposed to write a paper, but instead I spent the whole day brocrastinating by going to the gym, wearing a sleeveless shirt, joining a frat, and flexing my muscles numerous times.
brocrastinating by Tpep13 February 4, 2010

brocrastinating 

Putting off important responsibilities to party, work out, or bang hot chicks.
Dudebro, I have a 20 page paper I didn't start because i was brocrastinating yesterday when I got drunk and then went to the gym.
brocrastinating by Dr. Brosshart October 31, 2011

Breakcrastinating 

Lying in bed unproductively, not having eaten breakfast out of pure laziness to get up.
Wow Tom, I'm hungry as frick but I'm sitting here playing Overwatch breakcrastinating... I think I'ma die.

Brocrastinating 

Bro 1: I didn’t do my math homework!
Bro 2: Me neither, guess we’re brocrastinating.
Brocrastinating by @rosetedchicken December 15, 2018

Brocrastinating 

When you procrastinate on getting ready to go hang out with your friends, so you end up arriving late to every single meet up.
Friend 1: Bro why are you always late?
Friend 2: Sorry man, I was brocrastinating on you by watching some YouTube videos.
Brocrastinating by basedyoba November 22, 2017

Brocrastinating 

When you procrastinate with the rest of your bros in choosing the right gift for one of them.
Dudes were brocrastinating, so they gave him an e-gift card instead.
Brocrastinating by Pratik swycher February 9, 2020
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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