Toilet Brisket - Is one who shits a massive amount in the bathtroom toilet, and is usually accompanied with loud farts and kicking of the legs.
1. After eatting a hearty filling brunch my sister went into the ladys room to make some "Toilet Brisket".
2. That chicks ass is so big, I wonder how much "Toilet Brisket" she can make in one sitting.
2. That chicks ass is so big, I wonder how much "Toilet Brisket" she can make in one sitting.
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"yo, some fools tried to jack me last night but me and Lean Eddie fucked thme up brisket-style with my pimp cane"
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I always baste the brisket. Makes entry so much easier than trying to dry crack her. Without it, she'll sport a hemorrhoid.
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Get the Baste the Brisket mug.A term used to define a particularly large and/or volatile bowel movement. Butt briskets are almost always preceded by several minutes or even hours of intestinal noises. Sometimes the butt brisket is so large that you can actually feel it as it move through your intestines.
When the butt brisket reaches your rectum, it causes the feeling that you are about to uncontrollably shit your pants and forces you to find the nearest toilet, coffee can, bush, etc.
Butt briskets often come out in the form of explosive diarrhea and are sometimes accompanied by jalepeno asshole.
NOTE: not to be confused with butt biscuit
When the butt brisket reaches your rectum, it causes the feeling that you are about to uncontrollably shit your pants and forces you to find the nearest toilet, coffee can, bush, etc.
Butt briskets often come out in the form of explosive diarrhea and are sometimes accompanied by jalepeno asshole.
NOTE: not to be confused with butt biscuit
by EricTheRed November 20, 2004
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It was developed by K W Heaton at the University of Bristol.
The types of poos (1-7) on the chart go from hard stools, and hard to pass (constipation), to watery stools and easy to pass (diarrhea).
It was developed by K W Heaton at the University of Bristol.
The types of poos (1-7) on the chart go from hard stools, and hard to pass (constipation), to watery stools and easy to pass (diarrhea).
I have a Bristol Stool chart in my shitter so I can see what kind of stool I passed!! today was a type 7!! very urgent and I needed to go and it was like a water fountain!!
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