Briefcase Wanker
Briefcase Wanker by PlayMakeReview July 17, 2021
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Briefcase wanker
a posh, wierd, new boy who comes to school with a briefcase and is simply a wanker so is called 'breifcase wanker' by students
Briefcase wanker by inbetweenerLover October 21, 2011
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briefcase mong by BriefcaeBoy May 16, 2011
Briefcase wanka
Briefcase wanka. Where do I start this person is your best friend! The funniest fucker out. Can brighten up the room with there bangin humour. You will deffo miss them if you don’t have them around. Can entertain anyone and anything. a major hot bitch and does not have a dangler!!!
Briefcase wanka by Briefcase wanka April 30, 2019
Briefcase Wanker
A person, who is socially awkward, posh and arrives on there first day of a new school with a briefcase or they own a briefcase.
Bully: Briefcase Wanker
Briefcase Wanker: Ah yes, the bully of the school, your next jokes about me losing my virginity, well I lost it last night, ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister
Briefcase Wanker: You will in Nine Months.
Briefcase Wanker: Ah yes, the bully of the school, your next jokes about me losing my virginity, well I lost it last night, ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister
Briefcase Wanker: You will in Nine Months.
Briefcase Wanker by Mr.J.Nixon September 13, 2022
Briefcase Fart
A fart that has been concealed within a briefcase for later usage.
When one unleashes the fart from its briefcase, the fart yells "FART" then smells unbearably horrible to unsuspecting victims (most frequently used on airplanes) ((often used by terrorists...pilots never see that shit coming)).
and that's what she said.
When one unleashes the fart from its briefcase, the fart yells "FART" then smells unbearably horrible to unsuspecting victims (most frequently used on airplanes) ((often used by terrorists...pilots never see that shit coming)).
and that's what she said.
"You and me go together like two farts in a briefcase! : "
"Random Airplane Passenger: WHAT IS THAT AWFUL SMELL?!
Man With Briefcase: THAT'S MY BRIEFCASE FART!
Random Airplane Passenger: Wow, that's nifty! I needta get me one of them that there briefcase farts! I can use it on my wife when she won't sex me up!"
"Random Airplane Passenger: WHAT IS THAT AWFUL SMELL?!
Man With Briefcase: THAT'S MY BRIEFCASE FART!
Random Airplane Passenger: Wow, that's nifty! I needta get me one of them that there briefcase farts! I can use it on my wife when she won't sex me up!"
Briefcase Fart by Portishead && Tallywag! August 4, 2008
briefcase mong wipe
Typically found at a school setting he/she is that one overly formal person in the group who fantasizes about their super hot mom and is always found carrying around his trusty briefcase with witch he uses to wipe his own ass.
briefcase mong wipe by The bagel 777 June 13, 2018