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Brexit Banquet

by JoylessWonder October 21, 2021
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Brexit tackle

Two footing some skill move merchant twat into the grave and showing no remorse for him, his family or the consequences of the Brexit tackle
That Cameron tosser got Brexit tackled by Nick because he was sick and tired of watching Cameron do stupid Antony spin malarkey around the pitch like a prime Neymar jr.
by anonymous July 20, 2023
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bexie

(n.) A rare phenomenon where an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend has become one of your better friends since the break-up. A combination of "ex" and "bestie".
"I always see you with Amanda. Didn't you guys break up?"
"Yeah, but we're bexies now. We're always hanging out."
by Unit Circle June 9, 2014
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Brexic victory

Brexic victory (n, usually singular):

1. A victory which is both damaging in the short-term, and yet also leads to staggering long-term losses.

2. A disaster both tactically and strategically.

3. A victory which no one should have wished for had they known the present or future consequences.

4. (pejorative) Any of the above senses, with the implication that the 'victor' is deluded as to the nature of their 'victory'.

Portmanteau of Brexit and Pyrrhic victory.
The Embargo Act of 1807, as a response to the Chesapeake–Leopard Affair, both failed to damage British exports - they found new markets in South America - and damaged both the US economy and public confidence in the fairness of the US government. It was a short-term diplomatic failure, and a long-term economic disaster for the USA; the bill's passing is an early example of a Brexic victory.
by Gary McGary June 23, 2017
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Brexit Dividend

An entirely imaginary future cash windfall, known by all parties not to exist, used as a face-saving alternative for admitting one has no bloody clue how one will pay for something.
Upon being presented with the bill, the customer looked the waitress square in the eye and replied, “no cash on me right now, but the Brexit Dividend will cover it”.
by Simenski June 18, 2018
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brekie

Brekie is Breakfast in Australian. It is spelled Brekkie, or Breakie in Australia. This is more correct as per the pronunciation.
Menus advertising Brekie (Brekkie as it is spelled in Australia) are commonly seen outside cafés open all day, and people eat breakfast from nine to five, as it is the cheapest way of eating a large meal providing nutrition for the whole day. There are various types of Brekkies available, from basic: egg, tomato and toast, to the big Brekkie: Bacon, sausages, two eggs, tomatos, mushrooms and sometimes a fresh orange juice and coffee is included in the price.
by Dr Hilary Rhodes March 28, 2007
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Brexit

Describes a self inflicted clusterfuck for which you take no ownership
What a fucking Brexit Dave! You’re the one who not only built the suicide vest, but decided to wear it AND detonate it, how can it NOT be your fault?!
by Nevergoingtohappen November 14, 2018
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