A small town located in Putnam County, New York. Mainly contained of football jocks who have their heads up their asses and girls who snort coke off of their teacher's dicks. Everyone in Brewster is now addicted to nicotine thanks to juuls. The guys usually find comfort in craddling each other's cocks (while screaming about Brewster's football team and yelling at each other over juul pods) while the girls are thots (usually spotted with three dicks in their mouths. The pussy is ripe with Hepatitis A through Z). Within Brewster is Brewster Village (AKA BrewsterRico, La Guadalabrewha). Nothing but Guatemalans. People show up here for drugs. The white portion of Brewster is Vineyard Vines central, where boat shoes and polo shirts are in style. Pathetic crime is infamous such as teacher-student sexual relatoonships, a white boy getting his ass kicked in a locker room over a bet, and a 16 year old stabbing a guy for 3 dollars.
"Hey, you wanna ruin your life? Head on down to Brewster, New York!"
"You can easily get laid in Brewster, New York, the girls are Super Thots."
"You can easily get laid in Brewster, New York, the girls are Super Thots."
by skrubskrubskrub June 12, 2018
Get the Brewster, New York mug.A dance which involves only standing behind a girl and clapping your hands over your head repeatedly.
Dude 1: "Did you see Daniel dancing with Shelby?!?!"
Dude 2: "Yeah bro, except all he did was Brewster Dance the whole time!"
The next day...
Shelby: "The dance was great, but he just stood behind me and clapped the whole time."
Dudes 1 and 2: "We noticed!"
Dude 2: "Yeah bro, except all he did was Brewster Dance the whole time!"
The next day...
Shelby: "The dance was great, but he just stood behind me and clapped the whole time."
Dudes 1 and 2: "We noticed!"
by M0RPH3U5 September 11, 2011
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The dumbest fucking thing, you have to make sure it's 300% accurate and turn it in three days before its assigned. also Issaquah Middle School is the dumbest fucking place and brewsters the worst if you don't do it right she'll execute you
by Yoshira March 10, 2022
Get the Brewster Quality mug.Verb: This tradition started when the Connecticut drinking age was 21, and the New York drinking age was still 18. These days the great state of Connecticut does not allow liquor purchases past eight o'clock at night. When an individual or group of individuals from the greater Danbury area run out of libations past this magic hour, the following steps must be taken:
1. Find the most sober, willing person available to drive. Unfortunately the most sober person at the party is generally not the most willing, a compromise must be reached before continuing, usually involving an exchange of goods, services and in rare cases, sex.
2. Gather funds. This involves emptying out of pockets and cleaning out cars. Remember you cannot pay for beer with old pieces of gum. Include some gas money for your driver.
3. Drive to Brewster, NY.
4. Realize you have forgotten something. (ID, money, your brain) and go back to Connecticut to recover the forgotten item.
5. Drive back to Brewster, NY.
6. Purchase overpriced beer from an extremely grumpy gas station attendant or liquor store clerk, who does NOT feel like dealing with you. Not at all.
7. Laugh at grumpy retailer.
8. Drive back to Connecticut.
9. Rejoice!
1. Find the most sober, willing person available to drive. Unfortunately the most sober person at the party is generally not the most willing, a compromise must be reached before continuing, usually involving an exchange of goods, services and in rare cases, sex.
2. Gather funds. This involves emptying out of pockets and cleaning out cars. Remember you cannot pay for beer with old pieces of gum. Include some gas money for your driver.
3. Drive to Brewster, NY.
4. Realize you have forgotten something. (ID, money, your brain) and go back to Connecticut to recover the forgotten item.
5. Drive back to Brewster, NY.
6. Purchase overpriced beer from an extremely grumpy gas station attendant or liquor store clerk, who does NOT feel like dealing with you. Not at all.
7. Laugh at grumpy retailer.
8. Drive back to Connecticut.
9. Rejoice!
by LimerickLynn September 15, 2010
Get the Brewster run mug.An excess of unused download-limit when nearing the end of the monthly billing period on an internet plan. Since it is wasted if it is not used before the end of the period, it generally results in a splurge of impulse-downloads.
Geek 1: "Hey man - I'm downloading five gig of Mork and Mindy. You want it when I'm done?"
Geek 2: "I like Mork, but five gig? Fuck me."
Geek 1: "I've got Brewster's Millions."
Geek 2: "Oh right. So, do you want six gig of Family Ties?"
Geek 1: "Sha-na-na-na."
Geek 2: "I like Mork, but five gig? Fuck me."
Geek 1: "I've got Brewster's Millions."
Geek 2: "Oh right. So, do you want six gig of Family Ties?"
Geek 1: "Sha-na-na-na."
by Muadgib February 2, 2009
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by Chinaboi69 December 16, 2021
Get the Brewster Academy mug.Paget Brewster is an actress. Best known for Emily Prentiss on Criminal Minds.
She's one of the best actresses on earth. She's quirky, but awesome!
She's going to be the best cast member of Season Six of Community
She's one of the best actresses on earth. She's quirky, but awesome!
She's going to be the best cast member of Season Six of Community
by DrReidIsLife March 8, 2015
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