Breaded Vagina

A vigina that is covered (breaded) in any type of dry, grainy substance like sand at the beach

guy: is that sand coming out of your crotch?
girl: yeah, i just came back from the beach with some major breaded vagina
guy: gross, go wash it out

by SSTR0OPER February 22, 2010

Big Breaded

Having a buch of cash and being a BOSS.

"I'm rollin big breaded right now my cuddy"

by Gunchrote September 11, 2006

dummy breaded

Having an excess cash-flow. To have large lump sums of money surrounding you at all times.

Can also be related to someone who is broke as fuck and is simply excited to get a $142 pay check and show it off.

Aye dat nigga is dummy breaded. He stay on the grind.

I just got my paycheck so I'm dummy breaded. Let's get on some Natty.

Homie dat bop finna by ma suga mamma cuz she dummy breaded.

Brody I got dummy gigs and get dum hoes cuz I'm dummy breaded.

by DummyTired April 27, 2010

Dreaded Breaded Shrimp

When fucking on the beach the penetrating partner pulls out and dips his penis into the sand and then reinserts into the receiving partner. Exfoliate!

Man, I was fucking Faith on the beach the other night when I gave her the dreaded breaded shrimp. She loved it!

by Nasty N8 B January 11, 2009

the breaded donger

When you use a cheesetick as a condom while f*cking a girl/guy.

Bro 1: "Dude I saw you out with Amanda, did ya smash?"
Bro 2: "Yeah I did bro. I even got her to agree to The Breaded Donger!"
Bro 1: "No way man, how was it. "
Bro 2: "It felt amazeballs man."

by BigDick 12 March 21, 2017

breaded veal cutlet

When your having sex on the beach and your penis comes out, and then you stick it back in and her lips are covered in sand and when your all done, her vagina looks like breaded veal cutlets

"I heard Cliff was having se with Jane on the beach and it slipped out and he ended up giving her the breaded veal cutlet."

by Le Zench April 25, 2009

breaded

Between blackout drunk and needing to go to the hospital.
To be so intoxicated that the person looking after you gives you bread to sober up.

Breaded (prank):
To place a slice of bread and trash can next to someone sleeping (drunk or not) and take a picture.

Bro, I'm going to get breaded tonight.

by Cof Cub February 23, 2013