Braxton shits

contractions of the stomach, also known as false defocatory alarms or practice-poo contractions are sporadic intenstinal contractions that usually start around T-minus 10 minutes but not resulting in any ejection of chocolate logs. Not experienced once the turtles head is peeping out, or if Mr Hankey is in the departure lounge, boarding pass and passport in hand.

'ere Kayleigh - just been to the bog again - thought I needed a dump but it was only another bleedin Braxton shits ffs :(

by Hurrsy74 October 19, 2010

Braxton

A awesome boy who is hot, a good kisser, and will always love you

That guy is such a Braxton

by Paigelover1290 April 18, 2015

Braxton

A person that says stupid stuff all the time and is a retard

Braxton:if i died my mum would kill me
Friend: "nah realy" 😂😂

by Glocky skengsss January 27, 2017

Braxton

A boy who is very funny and smart. He is one of a kind and will always be loved. He makes a perfect friend and lover. He was most likely a class clown in school. Oh yeah, his dick is big too.

Braxton is so funny, did you see that.

by bloom bloom November 14, 2021

Braxton Joke

A joke when you got the whole squad straight faced

“Hey man what the dog doing” said Braxton hysterically

The squad “Man that was a Braxton Joke” 😐

by Barry McCockinher69 April 13, 2022

dirty braxton

When you share a huge double dildo with a coworker then snatch it out and race to eat the shit off

We went to see Albin and saw him doing a dirty Braxton.

by Snapon November 2, 2020

Floppy Braxton

Simply a choad that can't get hard

I was going to have sex with him but he had a floppy braxton

by shankmehthruthefone January 23, 2010