to pull a brandon

To make any such suicidal attempt, or to just act like a total downer. This person will often complain about his or her life, also associated with acting fake emo.

downer: i feel like killing myself now....
jessica: he is going to pull a brandon

by girl who hates downers July 24, 2009

Pulling a Brandon

Being a petty ass, overly sensitive whiny bitch who can't take a joke.

This guy was totally pulling a Brandon at a party because someone made a joke about his mom.

by ashielynn June 23, 2016

Chuck a Brandon

To go into a hissy fit or stop working correctly, usely performed by computers or iPads, it began in Europe with a woman named Grace Cinnel, who's ex, Brandon Smith, was extremely bad with iPads and repeatedly made them crash, so she adopted the phrase, Don't chuck a Brandon.

Person 1 - "I just started downloading My Little Pony!"
iPad - "I'm afraid I can't let you do that..."
Person 2 - "Oh God! It's gonna chuck a Brandon!"

by Tastytqsty May 9, 2014

Pulling a brandon

When one of your close friends starts dating the girl you like. Can also be known as pulled a Brandon or Brandoning someone.

Yo I heard Jeff started pulling a Brandon yesterday and started dating Tiffany even tho i liked her.

by SeñorPancakes July 27, 2020

a brandon

Doing a brandon comes down to one of 2 scenarios 1. being too soft to partake in anything which may raise your heart rate sightly. Or 2. Being a selfish lazy cunt that is unable to enjoy new things or the outdoors.

Might do a brandon tonight and stay in all night.

by Alibaba2k21 February 23, 2021

A halfway brandon

The act of taking a shit and when an exceptionally large turd is half way out of the asshole and the person themself or another person such as a friend pushes it back up your asshole

Man, I was feeling lonely so I called up my friend and he gave me a halfway Brandon

Sarah was feeling pretty kinky so I shoved a turd back up her asshole for sexual pleasure

by Thebigpenis May 26, 2018

Brandon. A

A Italian boy who’s sexiest with his brown hair and can pull any girls even boys and when he’s on the bed that’s something else but he has a shrimp

I’m good with ladies I’m a Brandon. A

by cool dude RI Ree December 13, 2021