Brainal

the phenomenon whereby the anus possesses it's own brain and makes it's own decisions.

brain + anal = brainal

You are walking home and the urge to shit hits you, the brain in your head tells your anus to tighten and you continue walking. You are doing very well until close to home when all of a sudden you're scrambling for your keys and fumbling to open the door, running to the toilet whilst undoing your pants and just making it in time (or sometimes not making it).

This situation occurs because the brain in your anus overrides the brain in your head. Despite your best efforts to clinch and tighten, your brainal can sense when a toilet is near and immediately starts to open the brown gates.

"the ass always knows"

by reuben teuge February 24, 2010

Brandalyn

A brandalyn is a beautiful girl with a heart of gold. She will do anything for the people she loves, even if it hurts her. She is most likely really funny{ and has a lot of friends. She doesn’t like to cry in public, but she will come to you if she trusts you. Brandalyn will be there no matter what, and is kinda indecisive. If you loose her, your out of luck, try with everything you got to get her back.

Anthony: “Dude, my girlfriend Brandalyn is the best think that ever happened to me.”
Dj: “Your so lucky!”

by jormamamama November 6, 2019

Brainal

When you hear something so intellectually stimulating it feels like your brain is being penetrated

Russ: "I wanna fuck the shit of you ... mentally"
Girl: "Yes please brainally penetrate me daddy"

by Joosy June 2, 2018

branarchy

noun - A chaotic occurrence wherein a sizable group of people overindulges in high-fiber breakfast foods, only to discover shortly thereafter that there is a single available toilet.

Fearing branarchy, the stewardess manning the flight's food cart wisely decided to withhold the bran muffins after the plane's forward bathrooms were put out of service.

by BaronVonStrudelMeister May 18, 2010

Brana

The most wonderful,beautiful, special girl in the world. She is divine and unmatched even by the gods from the heavens. Any person that is lucky enough to be with her has found the perfect girl.

Guy A:"I think i have found my soulmate."
Guy B:"You've found your Brana?"
Guy A:"Yes....I think I have."
Guy B:"Wow such a lucky guy right there."

by BranaLover October 21, 2008

Brantley County

A small county in the middle of butt-fuck no were, Georgia. The county looks like a bunny rabbit, and everyone is related to each other for the most part, so if your an outsider, you are a complete outsider. You don't come to Brantley, you leave Brantley.

"Yo homes, where do you live?" "Oh, I live in Brantley County." "Where?"

by Samoo21 December 13, 2018

branleh

Origionally a french word meaning shake, it has been adapted to be another word for masterbating, specifficly male. Can also be used as a single word sentance.

Sometimes associated with classy masterbation in the case of being a "Branleheur le France"

This word is very commonly used by many members of the TT forums with an overuse by the member JBII who has dedicated his life to branleh

"Screw this, I could be branlehing right now"

or following the posting of a picture of a hot girl on a forum "BRANLEH!!"

"Oh man, thats so hot i just made branleh splash in my pants"

by The Ras Man December 10, 2008