no brainer

A dumb question or response. Something one shouldn't even have to think about it.

Dude1: Hey, man, where's the basement?
Dude2: Try downstairs, bright spark!

Girl: Whales are... big.

by MischiefMaker December 28, 2003

No Brainer

Not needing a brain to operate task in question

Hey, working a till in Macdonalds is a no brainer which is just as well as chavs need the work

by Little Miss Mayonnaise May 29, 2005

mo' brainer

noun. A situation or puzzle or predicament that is more difficult than it at first seemed; the opposite of a "no brainer"; something that requires more than one person (i.e. mo' than one brain) to figure out.

Uma thought that the Soduko puzzle would be easy, but it turned out to be a "mo' brainer."

by Erik Patterson July 16, 2008

Bringersnips

(brin-jer-snips) A combination between a breadstick and a ginger snap.

Why are you guys eating all my bringersnips!!?

by Scotty Baby October 23, 2006

Chaos Bringer

A title for a God of Chaos. A Mythological God of Chaos was known for their association with Chaos so they would be called a Chaos Bringer

Person 1: "Who is that?"
Person 2: "That is Set! The Chaos Bringer."

by RegularSlasher July 21, 2020

Why is that even a brainer?

alternative phrasing for "it's a no-brainer", meaning, "Yes, of course, it's obvious."

"Go see the Hunger Games? Why is that even a brainer?"

by Doctor Science August 9, 2012

no-brainer

Something so obvious to be correct/appropriate, that it requires no contemplation to decide on.

It was a no-brainer for Zack to wear a condom when he banged that disease infected whore (ewwwww).

by efulitz January 8, 2004