Beer n brat

When you piss into a woman's/man's mouth and receive oral sex before the recipient swallows. Also known as a Milwaukee Beer N Brat.

"I couldn't hold it, but no problem. She just gave me a beer n brat."

by DPunch January 3, 2009

Brapt

A painful and loud bowel movement, containing loose poop with many gas bubbles causing a "Brapt!" sound as it exits. Often the cracks, snaps and splatters of the brapt are accompanied by heavy breathing and moans of pain. The pain can be caused by cramps or the sting of the brapt it's self.

If you catch someone brapt'ing at work, acknowledge by exclaiming "Brapt Brapt!" or "Brrrrrapt!" as they pass by.

"Bob is in stall 2 brapt'ing, he sounds like he is really struggling, you should go listen. He's a champ. Be careful, it smells something fierce."

by Kavka December 14, 2008

Brat

Someone who enjoys arguing (bdsm or not) and being put into place by the dominant.

"Your such a brat"
"No I'm not, prove it!"

by Snowy<33 January 4, 2022

Zach Braff

(verb) to make someone feel like a winner even though they're being hustled or otherwise taken advantage of; to pimp or exploit someone without their knowledge.

Derived from a 2013 Kickstarter campaign in which actor Zach Braff successfully convinced fans to donate over $3 million to fund his next movie, even though he had more than enough personal wealth, Hollywood connections, and white male privilege to do it himself.

1. Only a true player can Zach Braff a ho into thinking that her life is glamorous and great while she's whoring herself out to give all her money to him.

2. He Zach Braff'd over $3 million out of those fools. They're excited as hell even though they're only getting t-shirts and DVDs and won't see a dime of profit. That wealthy bastard has my utmost respect.

by lilybelle June 9, 2013

brat-tail

(n.) a tail of hair that grows from the back of one's head as they are, or, after they have vocalized or performed an act of disrespect.

ex.- Darren's brat-tail grew like four feet after he tripped Mrs. Petowsky.

by Octajohn February 7, 2017

Brahtzee

When you successfully remove a bra in one attempt.
Derived from the word "Yahtzee", the word yelled when you win at Yahtzee.
Men commonly struggle with the removal of brassieres, so when the brassiere is removed in one swift motion, you may shout a well-deserved, "BRAHTZEE!"
Useful for frat guys bragging about getting laid, commonly followed by a high-five.

*man removes bra in one try* "BRAHTZEE!"

"Last night I banged that chick, Sandi Dougan, and I got a total brahtzee!" *high five*

by Mark Wahlberg is Wearing a Hat July 13, 2010

Spoiled Brat

Children who use their parents' weaknesses in order to get material goods. The weakness is usually guilt. These are the kids who expect their parents to buy them an awesome car for their 16th birthday, and another car when they crash that one. These children are truly ridiculous and give kids everywhere a bad name.

Spoiled Brat - "Daddy! I want this car!"
Father - "I'm sorry honey but I need to pay for mortgage which I haven't paid since I had to buy that boat last year."
Brat - "But Daddyyyyy! The people at my extremely expensive private high school were making fun of me because my phone came out last month and theirs are all brand new!"
Father - "Okay sweetie, I'll buy you the car and a new phone. We can live in the car when the house gets taken away!"
Brat - "Yaaaaaay!! Thank you Daddy! I love you!"
Father's thoughts - 'Shoot me now...'

by grrr mehhh rawrrr June 11, 2009