braketard 

to brake a car like a retard

i was in the car with luke the other day and he was such a braketard dude.

braketard by fffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu May 12, 2010

Badtard

When someone accidentally types a 'D' instead of an 'S' when writing bastard. Usually indicating they're a poor retard, and gets mocked for being so.

They're cancelling the Netflix account? Those Badtards!

Badtard by Colli.Greenz May 6, 2019

brasstard

A person who plays a brass instrument in a marching band and who is a total badass at the same time.

John is such a brasstard -- he plays a mean trombone AND gets all the ladies.

brasstard by alexissocool September 10, 2005

bratard

When a girl is trying to take off her bra without removing any of her clothes first.

Jesus, Jessica, you look like a bratard right now.

bratard by tcarprof February 22, 2015

beadtard 

when someone thinks they know something about beading but they really don't.

Suzy walks into a bead shop with a necklace from Africa that needs to be repaired. She says, "I would like to have this restrung because it keeps coming apart even after I had my friend, Christina, who's a bead expert, restring it for me."
Apparently, Christina tied knots on the end of the strings w/o findings...
Normal beaders would use findings. This is why the necklace keeps coming apart...
Christina is a beadtard.

beadtard by Crystal D January 18, 2008

braintard

a very foolish person.

Braintards cannot do well in exams.

braintard by uttam maharjan February 2, 2013

brattarded 

Shameful attitude of a spoiled brat. Childish. one who gives so much pain in the neck. annoyingly stupid. normal person who doesn't act according to his/her age. a miserable bitch.

That cracker is a brattarded!

brattarded by ArahVictoria December 28, 2005