Bizzled

A state of utter confusion or absolute flabbergastation

Dad am I adopted?

Well damn, son, I’m just absolutely bizzled

by Small mailman July 11, 2019

comb-buzzled

Confused and/or tired of thinking about stuff because one is too lazy

yes I am COMB-BUZZLED about this swhole thing, now I am going on lunch break.

by DFG April 23, 2003

Buzzled

A combination of buzzed and puzzled. Being in a state of buzzled suggests one is both inebriated and confused.

Scott was buzzled when he tried to determine whether this was his 6th or 7th shot of tequila.

by Estreka April 23, 2011

Bean boozled

When you vomit over a mysterious candy.

I have been bean boozled

How repulsive

by FlabbyPancakeSause August 13, 2019

Bozzed

Drunk, pissed, intoxicated.

"You were bozzed up last night mate!"

by sargerock81 May 3, 2009

bezzled

1. being completely drunk.
2. loud and obnoxious due to drinking too much.

damn son, you're bezzled outta woadiness.

by Code Red October 9, 2005

Bean boozled

Bean boozled often refers to a female’s front-butt. When you go downtown you don’t if you’re gonna eat moldy cheese or baby wipes.

When Shaun went down on Kelly he smelled grass clippings. He knew he had been bean boozled.

by DrivingMsCrazy May 2, 2018