Bromosexual

a relationship between dudes so close that, to the outside observer, may appear homosexual.

i went for support with my bromosexual to planned parenthood because of what he stuck it in last night.

by Richard Waffle April 12, 2009

boobsexual

someone obsessed with boobs

or, a girl who is straight but likes touching other girls' boobs.

sarah: hi, i'm sarah!
mike: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

sarah: hi, i'm sarah!
michelle: your boobs are awesome! can i squeeze them? i'm boobsexual!

by mcballer5 March 5, 2009

Bromosexual

A male who is straight, but isn't afraid to show love for his bros.

"Man, that kid is so gay."
"He's not gay, he's just a bromosexual."

by The West Side Westbrook September 10, 2011

bonesexual

One who finds bones to be the most attractive part of a human.

Guy 1: Damn, look at that ass!
Guy 2: No, look at those bones!
Guy 1: Man you're bonesexual.

by DreamingofWangDoodles January 17, 2016

blomosexual

A man who is heterosexual, except when under the influence of cocaine. Then and only then he will engage in sex acts with other men. Sometimes these are relationships of convenience, as when yayo-induced hypersexuality overrides propriety. Or when two (or more) horny cokeheads are too paranoid to leave the motel room, and subsequently turn to each other. Other times, it is a form of prostitution, as when a crackhead is so desperate to suck the glass dick, he will suck yours if need be. These distinctions become blurry over time. However, a true gold-star blomosexual indulges purely for the love of a tingly tongue and another man's loose hairy sphincter. The morning sun brings merciful amnesia, blotting out all memory of the night before.

Pam: "Raymond did coke last night, and they caught him sucking some guy off in the men's room."
Sharon: "I didn't know that Raymond was gay."
Pam: "Not gay -- just blomosexual. And now he has herpes."

by Robin Sham January 11, 2009

bromosexual

o boy who is heterosexual, but is ok with hugging other guys, or having bromances

girl: why are you guys hugging? are you gay?
guy: nah we're just bromosexual

by arandomawesomeperson October 12, 2011

Bromosexual

Man who has a friendship bordering on HOMOsexual with their best buddy.

Jill: "Hey babe, where you goin?"

Russ: "Up to work to see Zach, haven't seen him in like a week and I miss him"

Jill: "Dude, that's bromosexual."

by Blitzkrieg Betti November 11, 2011