Blanket boxing

When someone is jacking it so hard that it looks like they are boxing the blanket

"I wanna be a blanket boxer when I grow up", said Johnny.

"I really need to stop leaving you home when daddy and his friends are drinking" sighed his mother

"You would never guess what Matt was doin when I walked into the room." "Lemme guess, he was blanket boxing." "How did you know?" "Cuz he loves men"

by Badbrehm May 26, 2013

Boxing Day

Thanks to Alexander V. Boxing, for holding the first “Boxing Day” Sale in his Montreal haberdashery December 26, 1818, the day after Christmas, thus creating a new Canadian Holiday Tradition.

I’m going out for some great Boxing Day sales!

by HereBeDefinitions December 26, 2018

boxi

a slang word meaning historian mathematician used in australia

person 1: eyo, you know albert einstein was a boxi
person 2: REALLY!

by eddieisthebest September 7, 2020

boxing

to fight with fists or with padded gloves in a boxing ring

I had to give up boxing when my opponents kept getting their gloves caught in my stomach.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

boxing the clown

Jerkin off

What? so you're gonna sit at home boxing the clown all night?

by muthafuckinhol January 11, 2010

cervix boxing

pumping so hard that the fella is pounding or "boxing" the cervix

He had my legs over his head and got to cervix boxing so hard I had to stop!

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

pink boxing glove

When you’re fisting your partner and it goes horribly wrong, resulting in your partner’s rectum being pulled out and remaining on your hand like a glove.

“I got a bit too rough my partner and ended up with a pink boxing glove.”

by jubbajubba October 1, 2018