bowelvoiding

To have a bowel movement thereby emptying the colon.
In otherwords, take a dump.

One always feels better after bowelvoiding.

by jpg3 December 2, 2011

Progressive Bowel Movement

Liberals & Libtards that subscribe to the idea & notion of "Progressive Politics" and are still hurt & having a nuclear melt-down because their girl sea-hag Hillary lost the 2016 Presidential election. At present, the aforementioned "movement" can be considered circling the bowl as it were. (Toilet flushing noise....)

You can't or won't admit that you're a regular Libtard but call yourself a Progressive instead? Funny, the progressive bowel movement is going the way of the dodo and printed newspaper there buddy!

by SwimSomewhereElse February 7, 2017

Runners bowels

(noun) Refers to the unmistakeable urge to to take an explosive shit after ones participation in a running related athletic activity, such as cross country or track. Usually amplified by consuming large amounts of food or water

After completing the marathon, Matt had a bad case of runners bowels and dashed to the nearest port a potty.

by Joshie G. April 23, 2010

bowel towels

Toilet paper.

Grab me a few pages of the New York Times, please. We're out of bowel towels again.

by ICSHialeah August 10, 2009

Jim Bowen Syndrome

People with this syndrome feel the need to talk absolute bollocks all the time.

Jim Bowen Syndrome Sufferer: Your wife is dead. Lovely, smashing, super...

by Jonny December 26, 2008

jamie campbell bower

Jamie Campbell Bower is one sexy british motherfucker who has played in Harry Potter, Twilight (unfortunately) and the Mortal Instruments: City Of Bones. He is so sexy that when you look at him you die of the sexiness. He has a sexy nose ring as well. He is also a Burberry model and a musician. He is very talented.

Have you seen Jamie Campbell Bower in TMI: city of bones?
YES he looks just like an angel

by Alaska Hood August 8, 2014

Bowel Rot

The action done by your dad when he lets loose a absolutely foul, sickening, putrid, pungent, wet, skunk ass fart when you are in the car and he locks the windows so you have no relief of fresh air.

The smell will be so bad and so foul and rancid that your insides feel like they decay and rot and turn to slop.

Dad: *Rips Rank ass*

Brother: TF is that smell?!

Sister: Bro was that you?!

Brother: No!

Mother: It is something more terrible then we can all imagine, something so bad and ungodly that even Satan hides like a bitch, it's a killer of titans, slayer of leviathans, something so horrendous and inescapable that many have perished in vain attempts to release themselves from this bowel rot.

Dad: I just ripped ass teehee.

*Locks window*

Brother: Oh shit

Sister: Dad, please unlock the windows!

by HughJass1986 July 16, 2023