kaiden bowden

A dumb puppy that gets prego with green pepper babies and beats mermaids with bats

"Oh shit run its Kaiden bowden"

by Rizzly April 20, 2018

Bobby Bowden

Dictator for life at Florida State. While Bowden led Seminole football to a series of impressive seasons in the 1990s, the new century has proven to be too much for the old guy.

Bowden is currently competing with his fellow lich lord Joe Paterno to see who will retire (die) first.

The 2006 Orange Bowl between Bobby Bowden and Joe Paterno was also known as the Geriatric Bowl.

by AnonJudicator September 7, 2009

Lauren Bowden

This person is amazeballs. She is funny beautiful and smart. She is an amazing friend and artist. That shot is REAL

Omg is that a Lauren Bowden, wow she is so gorgeous

by That hoe :) October 16, 2019

Keith Bowden

Is the coolesy guy to ever walked the earth

He is really really really cool

by ???? November 27, 2004

Bobby Bowden Curse

refers to the pattern of unfortunate events laid upon Florida State University due to the mistreatment and disrespect given to former football coach, Bobby C. Bowden upon his "retirement" from FSU. The only methods believed to exorcise the curse are to kill oneself or burn their Florida State University diploma. The curse is believed to be closely correlated to the famous Native American folklore of Chief Tut's Curse.

Billy Bob: "That call was so gay! Miami is totally paying off the officials!"
Intellectual human being: "Dude, it's the Bobby Bowden Curse!!"
Billy Bob: "Oh shit... let me get my diploma"

by Pocahonta$$$ November 13, 2011

callum bowden smith

callum bowden smith, also known as callum bargainman or callum luvsa-barg, is young lad who gets off on eating two burgers and chips and ketchup in a 8:2 ratio. he is partial to temu skincare (loves a good bargain) and kayaking. he can be a bit gammy but that just adds to his charm. his hair is a clod and his big toe is unfathomably hairy. he’s prone to being a bit moody. you can often find callum in the naughty corner being hounded by older, and, quite frankly, grim, old men.

“omg!! isn’t that callum bowden smith??”
“yeah.. don’t fart next to him. he’ll have a right paddy.

by laxativequeen3000 September 11, 2023

patrick bowden

A Patrick Bowden is someone who thinks they know everything . They are king of all sports ! (Well , to speak in their own mind) . Patrick Bowdens can also be extremely boring , unfriendly , and cowardly. Patrick Bowdens are also weak and scared off things easily . Patrick Bowdens ar classed as one of the worst and most boring of people in the world.

"Look there's a Patrick Bowden coming , everyone hide "

by Larrybryans December 27, 2015