A more proper term to describe a professional bullshitter. One who brags constantly and unnecessarily. "Bovine" referring to cattle (i.e. Bull), and "Scatologist" (one who analyzes excrement).
Bill: "What this I hear about you and Tom getting it on last night?"
Mary: "Don't believe everything Tom tells you. I asked him to gave me a ride home. That's all. He's just BSing you."
Bill: "Now you wouldn't be accusing good ol' Tom of being a bullshitter, would you?"
Mary: "No, let's just say that Tom is a Bovine Scatologist."
Mary: "Don't believe everything Tom tells you. I asked him to gave me a ride home. That's all. He's just BSing you."
Bill: "Now you wouldn't be accusing good ol' Tom of being a bullshitter, would you?"
Mary: "No, let's just say that Tom is a Bovine Scatologist."
by canoncocker May 10, 2006
Get the Bovine Scatologistmug. Another word for bullshit
The idea that nobody but Alex Jones knew that muslim terrorists were planning to fly jumbo-jets into the World trade Center is absolute bovine scatology.
by Jolly Roger March 22, 2004
Get the bovine scatologymug. Where cows go after "graduating" from the high-density feed lots. The process cows go through to get from the ranch to your stomach. Contains the killing floor. Don't let the name throw you. It's not really a floor, it's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported. Don't feel bad though, if a cow ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
by Tommy Hum September 28, 2008
Get the Bovine Universitymug. by beammeupwelshy December 14, 2015
Get the bovine handshakemug. by QQQQ December 13, 2006
Get the Bovine Pigalitiesmug. by Mark L Stevens September 23, 2009
Get the bovine scatmug. A disgusting degenerate. Used in a derogatory way usually in gaming. This term is only used in serious cases such as admin abuse on discord.
by gassydognigga May 30, 2018
Get the Bovine Fiendmug.