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filthy botanist

When you rub poison oak, ivy, or sumac on your hands before giving someone a handjob or fingering. Used as a revenge tactic.
Amy realized Joel was cheating, so she did some yardwork and went filthy botanist on him.
by PRIDErunsdeep December 12, 2017
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bitanya

She's a bad bitch and will curve any nigga out there till the day she breaks. Has men, women, and animals on her dick. She beautiful, passionate, with an amazing personality. She down to earth and loyal asf while she also the most innocent girl you know until you get on her nasty side.
That girl is so Bitanya duude Imma go talk to her.
by Every man on earth March 27, 2017
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Botanese

I am learning botanese.
by Facade08 June 5, 2017
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botanist

an expert in a subject matter, particularly one of high difficulty
Im no botanist, but this car magnet seems more like a refrigerator magnet.
by Jason Masons November 14, 2020
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botanical hedonist

Pseudo-intelligent slang for 'pot head'

Generally used when attempting to refer to the fact without directly stating it. Mostly used by people who don't feel secure in their use of the plant, and want to keep it on the down-low.
Tim's Father: Well, you know, I caught Tim smoking some marijuana the other day. It's been ages since I did it.

Bill's Father: I gotta admit, I was quite the botanical hedonist back in the day...

Tim's Father: Huh?
by doktorfunk October 5, 2005
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brotany

when bros gently nurture plants together in a completely hetero way
Thomas and Rob have been in the garden for hours getting their brotany on.
by brotographer September 23, 2009
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