popping bottles

to open an alcoholic beverage (to drink liquor)

yo man are we popping bottles today with all dem fine ass hoes? they gonna get wasted

by Madsdkillzdc January 6, 2008

Jed Bartles

Lore tells us that Jed Bartles was a mysterious antebellum character, a blundering and addled-minded feral boy who appeared in a small village outside of Dallas, confused and girlishly attractive and only capable of simple, everyday reading skills.

Unpossible. A Jed Bartles creation. For many years, critics wondered if perhaps Jed Bartles was an idiot savant actually accessing parts of his brain that the average person could never dream of, creating new and advanced language. His creation of the word 'unpossible' struck some as an gaffe in remembering the real term, impossible. Others conjectured that unpossible didn't mean impossible at all, but was a new word to describe a much more sophisticated notion, that a certain possibility could be negated entirely and turned into its polar opposite, or made 'unpossible'...

After careful study, Jed Bartles was found to have just been mistaken. Twice.

by Call me Edward Cullen February 21, 2009

pop bottles

poppin champagne bottles

fuck with the hood rats then pop bottles

by lil jayson November 15, 2007

pop bottles

When you are going to engage in some type of drinking activity.

Man last nite at da party we straight pop bottles.

by ^OREO^ December 12, 2007

coke bottles

A term used to describe prescription eyeglasses that are very thick. They can make a person's eyeballs appear much larger than they really are.

Look at the coke bottle glasses on that chick! She looks like a sea bass!

by curlingguy February 23, 2005

Birtles

dickhead but has a big dick what he uses on females

that lad over there is a proper birtles

by jake jake 789 September 11, 2016

boatless

When you talk to people without a boat, so you consider them boatless

"Where do you store your boat?"
"I don't have one"
"boatless person, lol"

by Martin7117 March 23, 2019