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Somehow, Rodney's Christmas tree, decked out in garish purple lights and Mrs. Santa pornaments, failed to convey the solemnity and dignity of this holiest of days.
by Katie Oh! December 7, 2006
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"pool ornaments"

Extremely fine/beautiful girls wearing mimimal thongs, bikinis or nude, who enjoy lounging in and around a private or public swimming pools. Primarily submissive and playful in nature and able to bring refreshments to others upon request.
I must say Steve that you have some exceptionally fine "pool ornaments" here today. (While holding up a 40 and winking at the owner of the pool).

Damn yo sure got some fine "pool ornaments" up in dis bitch! (Grinning and shaking head in disbelief).
by Rick Venus January 13, 2007
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Lawn Ornament

Name for a broken down car or truck sitting in someones front yard.

These are usually found in small towns, and the car is usually an older American car. Camaros are one of the most common lawn ornaments found
"Hey Jeb, you ever gonna fix up that Camaro or do just keep it as a lawn ornament"
by Paul July 12, 2004
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tree ornament

a black man hanging from a tree with a rope in a noose around his neck
billy bob said with a tear in his eye, I know it aint christmas yet,but that thar tree ornament sure is pretty
by frankenpimp February 10, 2004
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Dutch Hood Ornament

When you take poop on the hood of someone's car.
I gave my girlfriend a Dutch Hood Ornament when we broke up.
by WTFuck July 10, 2014
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Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament

A beer can hung by its tab to the branch of a tree. Usually void of beer, a Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament is characteristic of the ATV trails around Zealand, New Brunswick, Canada as a way of marking trails.
"Should we recycle that?"

"No, that is just a Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament. It needs to stay!"
by TigerToe August 17, 2015
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ornamental

a trophy chinese bitch trotted out in public only for show
Sean Kinsella thinks he is cool because he is banging that ornamental with him.
by Nipsey Chunkalot May 13, 2003
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