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Bryanized..

Hypnotic loveee state a girl falls under after meeting a cute boy named Bryan.
b"i love you'
m"oh no.."
b"what is it?"
m"i do to..."

m has been bryanized..
classic bryanization in effect.
by mtraiii. March 28, 2009
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organized money

Financiers, corporatists, trust fund babies, and other elites who are hell-bent on turning America into a plutocratic kleptocracy.
"We know now that government by organized money is just as dangerous as government by organized mob." -Franklin D. Roosevelt on the eve of his landslide 1936 re-election victory
by Goofball2020 February 13, 2017
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Organized Mayhem

1) a description of an event that demonstrated both organization and chaos.
2) a friggin awsome name for a band, mostly a rock band.
3) a saying to use at several times during the day randomly and in no particular order.
1. "That was some organized Mayhem"

2. "Put your hands together for 0RGaN1Z3d MaYH3m!"

3. "Organized Mayhem!?!/111"
by "Organized Mayhem!?!/111" June 15, 2004
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Morganized Religion

When someone's spiritual beliefs have been shaped by Morgan Freeman's portrayal of God as a really nice guy in a white suit.
Refer to movies such as Bruce Almighty, Evan Almighty, etc. Whereas, judging by all the sh*t that happens, he's more like Loki in the Avengers.
Oh, that happy clappy chick's got a severe dose of Morganized Religion.
by tuck1s December 6, 2015
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Morganized

The opposite of organized but pronounced more organized.
Oh no, he morganized it.
by No Hemingway June 15, 2020
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organized religion

n.
A form of crime ring or cult that relies on convincing the general public that they are the guardians of morality and ethics.
They usually hide behind walls of self-righteousness and mass manipulation.

Questioning their propaganda is prohibited - sometimes as part of any scriptures or other materials passed down through the generations.

In this, they are able to exist for centuries, or even millennia - without interference from most forms of government and law enforcement.
Some of their favourite victim groups include:
- Young Children
- People with Disabilities
- The Mentally Ill
- The Naive
- Members of other organized religions, or even persons not affiliated with one
BOB: Hey Tom, did you hear Father Grimes got sent to jail cause he raped a bunch of kids 20 years ago?
TOM: That's organized religion for you...

MARY: Hey Betty, my parents are thinking of going to Syria to kill people that don't agree with their beliefs...
BETTY: Good grief... sounds like that organized religion got to their heads.

ADAM: Richard, have you heard of that group that meets at the community centre every weekend? COVID's got me bored as fuck... I'm thinking of joining.
RICHARD: Watch out, that's some cult-ass organized religion bullshit going on there.
ADAM: Oh wow, thanks! Definitely going to be skipping that garbage.
by diabetesspicelatte November 10, 2021
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Morganized

The act of getting extremely organized!!
Created By Morgan Y.
Morgan was so Morganized that she always knew where everything was!
by Morgan Yahney June 26, 2008
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