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boot-licking toady

1. Someone with an excessive, pathetic allegience to an organization or person, usually a boss. A boot-licking toady will unflinchingly cater to his master's every wish irrespective of propriety, other people's feelings, or even ethics. Having little or no identity of his own, he will emulate his master in almost every aspect, from appearance to speech and mannerisms.

2. A bobbleheaded sycophant.

3. A mini-me brownnoser.
All those years of ass-kissing paid off. Bob, that boot-licking toady, just got promoted over more qualified and talented people.
by Lex Dude January 13, 2011
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pour piss out of a boot

May have multiple meanings:

1. When describing a stupid person, or
2. When describing a very large rain storm.
1. You're so dumb you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel!

2. Look at those clouds, its about to pour piss out of a boot!
by 7h0rn3 April 5, 2009
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coot boot

See cunt punt

Just slightly less profane.
Mike- Hey Jim, this girl was being a total bitch. I was this close to cunt punting her!
Jim- Yo man, you can't say that, my kid sister is right here!
Mike- Oh, sorry. I mean I was about to coot boot the slut.
by Andrew + Kevin March 4, 2009
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hoot your boot

Someone: We're two hours late for the party... hoot your boot!
by HawkieHawk December 27, 2011
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Boot Pirate

That fruiter over there is a Boot Pirate, he is. He sucks boot hole and pretends it's fish 'n' chips.
by HoaglandTony August 27, 2010
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Horse Jockey's Boot

1)Dilapidated, engorged membranous tissue forming the external covering or integument of a vagina.

2)Reflects a pliable pelt-like substance adhering to a womans loins.
1)Rumor had spread that Maria's horse jockey's boot was the largest external appendage in the Benton County Area on a female whore.

2) In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the horse jockey's boot sleeps tonight...
by Toosh March 21, 2008
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Boot Chaser

The girls who are attracted to members of the armed forces. Usually seen outside of the barracks, bars in proximity to base, and usually find a way into the e-club. Known to be only interested in using the soldier, airmen, marine or sailor for their pay, housing, and guaranteed approval for loans. Good for little more than sex.
Sgt Thomas: Isn't that Cpl. Frank's girlfriend outside the barracks?
Sgt Miller: EX girlfriend, looks like she's looking for fresh meat...There she goes with Pvt. Dong!
Sgt Thomas: Fuckin boot chasers!
by TexF4i August 15, 2009
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