Bonkarz

Fat but attractive: mostly used in the Golder's Green area of Hackney

Aww man, you should have seen dis BONKARZ girl blud, she was all over me, you get me?

by Alexandra Cook December 14, 2008

bonzarse

when a friend or associate completely and blatantly ignores your email/IM/texts/calls, instead focusing on his/her other "more important" priorities.

Dude, have you talked to your gf Kylee today?
No, she's totally been bonzarsing me all day at work.

I called and texted Gavin all day to come to the Pat McGhee Band concert but he hasn't got back to me.
Yeah, you just got bonzarsed.

I met this girl last night at the bar.
Yeah, are you gonna call her back?
I've called her back 3 times to come to the malt shop but she's totally bonzarsing me.

by JeffyPoo2000 August 3, 2008

Bonar Sonar

An imaginary device that allows a person to recognize when another person has a boner--or has recently seen an attractive person.

Usually held by guys when with other guys. A constant beeping sound is a classic sign of someone's bonar sonar being activated.

Note: The bonar sonar tells when other people have a boner, not yourself. So if person A has a boner, person B would be notified by his bonar sonar.

*An attractive female walks by*

Friend A: (Stares at ass)

Friend B: "Wow, my Bonar Sonar is going crazy right now"

Or

*Friend C is talking to attractive female*

Friend A: "Beep, beep, beep"

Friend B: "What?"

Friend A: "Look"

Friend B: "Haha. He's a player"

by Mr. BonarSonar June 18, 2010

Mr. Bonar

Teacher at DeLaura Middle School.
Got a DUI and fucking loves Ohio even though it’s not even real smh.

Student 1: hey can I see your schedule?
Student 2: yeah I hope we got a class together
Student 1: aww fuck yeah we have Mr. Bonar together
Student 2: Mr. Boner? What the fuck

by Mr bonar DUI February 25, 2020

Bonner Boobies

Having very pointy tornado like titties that are extremely funny to look at

Look at Ms.Babcock she has Bonner boobies 😂😂

by Adam and Terry December 22, 2016

bonary scale

A scale used to measure attractiveness of females. If a man would experience an erection in her presence, that female is a one. If not, then she is a zero.

Reference to bonary scale:
Even though she's got that weird jaw thing going on, she's still a one in my book.

by djklunk March 23, 2009

Bonnarooligans

A mythic group of young warriors who pound out miles of walking each year on their little slice of graceland, beer drinking, acid dropping, hash ball blazing, opium smoking, roll crunching, mushroom obliterating, peyote trancing holligans that know how to have a good goddamn time. No matter what time of day or night and no matter if kanye west has his foot shoved ever so slightly up his ass.

"BBBOOONNNNAAROOOO AAAWOOOOO!!!"

"Holy shit Darkness!! Did you hear that!?"

"Yeah man, its just a couple of those bonnarooligans raising some hell."

by C. Sampson May 25, 2009