Bokonism

The religion made up by a negro man named Bokonon. It is a fictional religion used in the classic Kurt Vonnegut novel "Cat's Cradle" published in 1963. It is a religion that claims to all be lies, but is still popular in the fictional Caribbean Island "The Republic of San Lorenzo."

"All the true things I am about to tell you are all shameless lies," is a classic quote that defines the views of Bokonism.

by Mr. Mojo Risin' August 5, 2006

Bonking

In endurance sports, particularly cycling and running, hitting the wall or the bonk describes a condition caused by the depletion of glycogen stores in the liver and muscles, which manifests itself by precipitous fatigue and loss of energy. Milder instances can be remedied by brief rest and the ingestion of food or drinks containing carbohydrates. The condition can usually be avoided by ensuring that glycogen levels are high when the exercise begins, maintaining glycogen levels during exercise by eating or drinking carbohydrate-rich substances, or by reducing exercise intensity.

I bonked at 80 miles, just nothing left in the legs.

I completed the marathon without bonking.

by BodyAttacker May 16, 2011

Bononer

When you get a boner for no apparent reason.

Shane was eating pizza when Heather noticed his bononer.

by geek in pink January 19, 2009

bonknut

the bonker of nuts, popularly known as bonknut. Root word - Venkat

@bonknut bonknut

by HasLostBraincells February 10, 2022

bonko

(1)Used when showing an extreme amount of disgust; or disliking about something.
(2)Used when showing a large amount of pleasure or happiness in a certain instance. Also, can be used as a variant to the word "hype".
This word is meant to be reserved for only the situations that involve your highest levels of emotion.

1.(You just found out that your girlfriend slept with your best friend)"That shit is bonko!"

2.(Your friend asks you how having sex with the hot girl you met at the bar the night before was)"That shit was bonko!"

by in4parbrad January 11, 2009

bonkbonk

a really cool, funny, hot, loveable person. Also can be very dumb 🙄

OMG IS THAT USER BONKBONK!?!?!?!

THEYRE SO COOL

by cl0udycandii June 14, 2021

Bonbons

Can refer to any of several types of sweets, especially small candies enrobed in chocolate.

The first reports of bonbons come from the 17th century, when they were made at the French royal court.

by CrosswordPuzzle October 31, 2011