boogieman bonk

When a guy hides under the bed to wait for his girlfriend to come home and soon as she lays down on her stomach he pops out under the bed and he bonks it in her butthole, making her think it's a boogie man who bonked her booty hole.

"I'm gonna surprise my girlfriend tonight for our anniversary."
"How?"
"I'm gonna boogieman bonk the shit out of her"

by David shalom March 14, 2014

Boogieman

A threesome position between 2 guys and 1 girl where there is 1 guy lying facing up underneath the bed with his legs sticking out while the girl rides him and gives the other guy a blow-job

Guy 1: that threesome last night was fun

Guy 2: yeah it was, but next time can you be the boogieman

by Cocaine tits September 21, 2019

boneman

Is a person who shows no regard for other posters on an internet forum. Posts numerous annoying topics that have no focus or reason. Usually gets banned quickly by mods. .

Ie that guy must be a real bonehead in real life. Nahhh he's a boneman

by thatguy11459 March 25, 2013

Bonemance

The romantical acts leading up to boning with the understanding that it's just for the sex.

Our bonemance was short, intense and well worth the effort, he's so bonemantical.

by cliffj August 26, 2014

bingleman

a fat stupid bitch, a lazy kunt, usually has crazy parent

oh shit run, here comes bingleman

by alberto guzeman August 18, 2003

Bongolian Butt-noid

A sidekick, usually your best friend. Someone who is worshipped by the people of Bongolia.

My best friend, Allen, is a Bongolian Butt-noid.

by Scooter Scotch February 2, 2010

boogiemanism

the mark of a strait cur, quitter

That dog put its tail inbetween his leg and ran away, common of people with boogiemanism

by Rasta Farian August 26, 2007