boner trap

When a guy gives up his happiness or possibility at success in order to bone a girl.

Jimmy: Yeah he didn't want to join our team because he wanted to be with Jennifer.
Corey: Dude, he got boner trapped.

by coherency September 5, 2018

Bonerrang

When a guy goes out with the intent of finding a hook-up for the night, but returns home with nothing...returning like a boomerang

Cause could be, but is not limited to: being rejected, no attractive girls around, didn't drink enough to find average/ugly girls attractive, drank too much and couldn't close

Man1 - hey dude, you went out last night, right? did you end up pulling anything?
Man2 - nope. it was a total bonerrang
Man1 - struck out?
Man2 - took myself out of the game and came home early

by Digi_Dingo December 12, 2014

bonergrab

When someone grabs a mans boner, usually when there naked and squeezing it as hard as they can making this male in loads of pain.

My girlfriend and I were walking down the street and she notices that I have a boner. She then pulls down my shorts and my underwear exposing my boner and then gives me the worst bonergrab I have ever gotten. I then fall to the ground in loads of pain. Then she lifts me up and knees me in the balls continuously. I then fall to the ground and I land flat on my balls, crushing them which hurt even more. Everyone was watching and it was so embarrassing and painful.

by frozensword14 August 3, 2016

Boneagraph

The act of taking a picture of your boner and posting it on the web for everyone to see.

Mom: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"

Son: "Oh, it's ok I'm taking a boneagraph"

by Thomas DEE July 22, 2011

Bonergram

Something that really good friends send over when a female friend is craving the D and is too lazy (or drunk or both) to make an effort to get laid. Usually in the form of a male companion ready to bone.

Girl: I'm drunk, horny and too lazy to make an effort. Going to go home alone.
Friend: Sending you a Bonergram in 15 minutes, enjoy.

by textsfromthedutty April 24, 2014

bonergraph

the picture taken of your own penis

I will forward you my bonergraph so you can decide for yourself.

by shesoutaherfuckinmind January 6, 2012

Boner Trap

A partner in a relationship (female/male) whom does not make any move whatsoever or allow you to. This usually leads to cheating or an ending to the relationship. When you refuse to do either of the two options, you are stuck hence the word "Boner Trap."

Man, dating a Boner Trap is like owning a Lamborghini and not being able to drive it.

by EthanFeng October 13, 2015