boneciferous

A sensory stimuli that immediately and completely produces the highest quality of hardness and fullness of erection the host is physically capable of.

Dude, when Judith wears those tight pants and bends over her desk at all, it is always completely boneciferous for me.

by Richard Koch December 22, 2005

bonerize

a male's attempt to arouse a female by rubbing his throbbing erection against her body. Normally occurs during dry sex with a female who is a total prude

Danimal: "Dude, I totally bonerized your cousion last night."

Jeremy: "Is this before or after you took a shit in the urinal?"

Danimal: "It was after the Danimal doo dooed in the Margarita Ranch pisser."

Jeremy: "Hey Cade, lets go take pictures of your balls on Drew's face when he's passed out."

Danimal: "I'm going to bonerize Padgett next. Those hooker boots make my loins tingle."

by Danimal F. May 9, 2008

Bonerfied

Having a boner like no other

My neighbor is so bonerfied, he makes 14 incher's look like crayon's.

by TheManNowDog33 March 15, 2009

bonerizers

drugs that give old men erections

levitra and viagra are bonerizers

by fudda April 9, 2005

Bonerfied Midget

A midget on the horn and ready to fuck anything in it's path.

Person 1: There's a midget humping my leg.
Person 2: Don't worry, it's just a bonerfied midget. He'll be done in a minute.

by Smokey Tits December 5, 2010

bonerice

slang for an erect penis, or a group of erect penises

ezra, dude, why do u love bonerice so much?

by Kevin McAllister November 1, 2007

Bonertime

The point at which there is no going back; a particularly stressful period of time

"English exam tomorrow, guys. It's bonertime."

by AtkinsonWebsterBrewer March 12, 2009