Bonerbunt

When you slap your boner so hard your balls fly the opposite way.

I hurt my groin after I did my daily bonerbunt.

by xxbassistfreakxx August 7, 2011

Bonerblimp

Someone who enjoys tying the head of their penis shut, and filling it with helium, making a dickballoon of sorts. However, if you overfill it, this will result in a penile Hindenburg. Verb: To Bonerblimp

I saw my dad Bonerblimping the other day, and I've been scarred ever since.

by Holyboner May 29, 2013

Bonerbumping

When you're in a small strip club and you inadvertently bump into something with your boner.

"Dude, do you see that fat guy? He just bonerbumped my leg on his way out of the bathroom"

"No Refunds on spilled drinks from Bonerbumping"

by Mandyrenee420 July 31, 2016

bonerblades

The part of puberty when a males penis begins to sprout large sharp blades against the shaft of the penis to attract a mate.

“Damn my bonerblades are coming in, they do be hurtn’ doe”

by Arthur, the horny42069 April 5, 2021

bonebulge

a bonebulge is a troll's genitals and reproductive organs and oh my god you depraved creature why would you look this up.

Person 1: "Hey, do you know what a bonebulge is?"
Person 2: "Shut the fuck up."

by transbember June 8, 2023

Bonerculosis

Tuberculosis in yo dih 💔

"I got bonerculosis. I got it.. beatin' a man to death.. for a few bucks. I've lived a baad live, sister."

by JimmyJimmersonThe6th January 15, 2026