BONAR

The ability to detect the presence of babes- especially in cyberspace- without actual sight of them, popularly attributed to a sensory organ within the penis. BONAR- BO(ner) N(avigation) A(nd) R(anging).

She didn't have a profile pic up, Dude... but I was like totally picking her up on BONAR right away.

by Mo Dixley September 2, 2005

Bonage

Like cleavage, but when you can see the outline of a man's penis through his shorts/pants.

Dude get some bigger shorts, I can see your bonage!!

by lockenload23 July 11, 2016

Boneamental

(Bone-Ah-mental) An erection which serves no sexual purpose

His morning wood was alot like when he got wood wrestling his sister, it was just boneamental...

by craBsnatcher May 1, 2011

BonaJaw

1- A serious medical complication consisting of sharp pain and popping of the jaw while giving an extreme blow job. usually brought on by intense jerking motion of the neck and jaw.

I gave this bitch some serious BonaJaw last night, shit looked painful

by MCSloppy2nds March 26, 2010

Bonafide7389

A hopeless and morally corrupt user on the ESPN College Football message board who, though owned on a daily basis, continues to post as if he is superior to the rest of the world. He is now famous for "The Change." An event in which he pondered why Les Miles didn't take a delay of game and kick the chip shot FG with 1 second left in the game and no timeouts. He then proceeded to change the topic of the thread from "Why didn't they take the delay of game" to "GO GATORS" then to "Colt McCoy ZEROOOOOO Big 12 Titles."

Quote from Bonafide7389: Simpletons, why didn't LSU just take the delay of game? It would have still been a chip shot FG.

by hogsfan1101 November 22, 2009

Bonealized

A definition created by a Swedefag which basically means that you get a boner. Mostly from a girl depending on your gender. You can for example have this wet dream or just a day dream about a girl when suddenly your stick gets filled with blood and ready to go.

"Hey did you see that girl?"
"Yeah, I got totally bonealized!"

"That girl is a real bonealizer!"

"Suddenly she bonealized me!"

by Bananpaj March 12, 2010

The Big Bonanza Crayonza Bibbidibobanza Stanza Handza Zaza Extravaganza

An unknowable, dangerous plot, one that may never be discovered. One that, if left unchecked, may consume the world.

"The hardline questionanza of the matter is not what the Big Bonanza IS... But what the Big Bonanza Crayonza Bibbidibobanza Stanza Handza Zaza Extravaganza will BECOME... If given the time to fester." - 'Symple' Symon Symonson, 1199 Anno Domini

by Niktionary.com October 19, 2023