Bonking Screens

What TV heads do instead of kissing

TV 1: hey b did you hear that Charles was bonking screens with Jenny
TV 2: ah shit Charles is a hoe

by Burnt Lime September 17, 2017

bum bonding

When you start a friendship based on gay bum sex

John and ian are on a bum bonding weekend for some hairy smelly ass sex, I hope he wears a condom or he might get pregnant

by mitch00uk April 13, 2015

Bonking

In endurance sports, particularly cycling and running, hitting the wall or the bonk describes a condition caused by the depletion of glycogen stores in the liver and muscles, which manifests itself by precipitous fatigue and loss of energy. Milder instances can be remedied by brief rest and the ingestion of food or drinks containing carbohydrates. The condition can usually be avoided by ensuring that glycogen levels are high when the exercise begins, maintaining glycogen levels during exercise by eating or drinking carbohydrate-rich substances, or by reducing exercise intensity.

I bonked at 80 miles, just nothing left in the legs.

I completed the marathon without bonking.

by BodyAttacker May 16, 2011

booking

running really fast
probably comes from setting a record, or putting it in the books

Man, stop booking!

by Page April 5, 2003

jon-bonding

1. Bonding over Jon Bon Jovi songs

2. People from different countries, or who speak different languages using Jon Bon Jovi songs as a lingua franca, or to bond together as a group.

I was sitting in a room with all these foreign guys and we were totally jon-bonding over 'You Give Love a Bad Name'

by therathasspoken April 30, 2009

sub-booking

Like sub-tweeting, except on facebook.

You want to say something about another person's status or post, but don't want your comment to pop up in their Notifications. So, you use sub-booking: instead of adding your comment to their discussion, you just post it to your own status. Your friends all see the comment, but the person you're commenting about doesn't get an alert and, if you filter your friend groups, doesn't necessarily see your comment at all.

by 155fathoms June 26, 2013

Bookings

Downtown police station where you get processed when you get caught

Shit i got caught 2 weeks ago and had to go to the bookings

by B.A.G. February 7, 2008