Bobbitt

To cut off a male's private part(s)

His wife was so angry at him, that she grabbed a knife and bobbitted him.

by SpongeRobert September 11, 2019

Bobbitt Snowfall

When the initial 911 call went out…

Cop: What are we looking for?

Dispatch: Approximately 2 - 3 inches laying on the ground!

(Referring to the time Lorena Bobbitt cut her husband’s penis off and threw it out the window).

We just had a Bobbitt snowfall!

by Neoblog January 4, 2022

Kayla Bobbitt

Loving, crazy, creative;

The girl i went out with was such a {Kayla Bobbitt} yet she never wanted to date again.

by layla kendy November 2, 2016

Bobbitted

The, ahem, barbaric act of cutting off a guy's penis. Named for one such lucky guy, John Bobbitt, whose then-wife sliced off his manhood before tossing it in the woods. (Don't worry, they found it later).

Charlie: Have you heard that Tom got Bobbitted?

Carrie: He deserved it. Tom cheated on Miranda with Allie, Julie and Kate, and he was working on Erica. What a cad!

Charlie: I hope that I didn't eat his wiener with mustard and relish for lunch. He's gross!

by The Real Canadian April 29, 2019

Bobbitt

A male, that is heterosexual, that has a long rod and is good in bed

Girl 1: Heard you hit the club last night?

Girl 2: Yea, I met a Bobbitt!

by Who are you again November 14, 2011

BOBBITTED

CUTTING OFF A DUDE'S JUNK AND TOSSING IT OUT THE WINDOW.

VARIANTS: BOBBITTIFIED, DEBOBBITTATED, BOBBITTEN

THE SOLUTION TO AVOID SEEING PETE WENTZ'S COCK ALL THE DAMN TIME IS TO HAVE HIM BOBBITTED.

by HUEG August 19, 2008

Pull a Bobbitt

To cut off a man's penis while he is sleeping, and throw it out the window.

Don't you DARE put your feet on the coffee table again, or else I'll pull a Bobbitt!

by SPEDcial Forces May 20, 2008