phoney-bologna

Pronounced "fō'nē-bu-lō'nē".
How some people spell the phrase, "phony-baloney" -- which means nonsensical and/or foolish

{From a website featuring staged "battles" between TV commercial mascots}:

That goddamn sodding phoney-bologna fake CGI "General" gets out of the gates first because that goddamn sodding phoney-bologna fake Honey Nut Cheerios® Bee is trapped in the cereal cabinet by the family cat which has decided that now would be a good time to spray the cabinet doors.

by Telephony March 4, 2015

blogslap

To virtually insult someone through a blog.

Note: Blogslapping can be innocent fun, but moderation must be exercised so that you don't find yourself subject to a nasty lawsuit.

Derived from bitchslap.

"I blogslapped Amer when I posted that picture of him looking like a dinosaur."

"I will blogslap you."

by Hsien-Gay Pee April 16, 2008

flipping boogs

Picking your nose and flipping it on the floor or dashboard of your friends car. When in your own car, you flip it out the window.

Kevin was flipping boogs in my ride last night. I was going to score with this bitch until she got hit with one of his boogs.

by Alan1999 April 6, 2008

bopping your bologna

Old-school prison slang for masturbating.

Greg, why are you always bopping your bologna when you should be studying for your final exams?

by Dr. Kalud December 13, 2009

Freethought Blogs

A bunch of whiny attention whores. They claim to do all sorts of great things for the atheist movement, yet all they do is bitch and moan about supposed misogyny that doesn't exist. They manufacture controversies just so they can get more traffic and earn more ad revenue. If anyone dares to call the site out on their bullshit, the writers will send their moronic fans after them to bully them into silence. See Justin Vacula for an example of this bullying.

Freethought Blogs? You actually like that site? It's full of the biggest idiots in the entire atheist community!

by Nietzsche's Bastard Son November 17, 2012

Bologna Sauce

(slang) An alternate term used by grandmothers (especially mine) to curse in front of little children instead of saying 'Bull Shit'

Child: Grandma! I jumped over the roof!
Grandma: That's bologna sauce!

by 2JSC July 9, 2011

The Joker Blogs

A YouTube series that follows the events of The Dark Knight involving Patient #4479 undergoing therapy at Arkham Asylum, under the supervision of his psychiatrist Dr. Harleen Quinzel. The series is known for its comic characters, intricate storyline, and dark humor. Search for The Joker Blogs on YouTube or visit www.thejokerblogs.com

Have you seen the latest episode of The Joker Blogs? It was epic!

by the'friend' July 16, 2009