Blastonomy

The study of NASA's Apollo and Space Shuttle Missions

I took a Blastonomy course on YouTube focusing on Apollo 13.

by tmanfresno May 31, 2009

Blastoise

A form of sexual intercourse, when you put two water gun into a woman's vagina and anus and blasting her.

Note: water guns can be replaced with male penis's

Me and my friend blastoised each other

by berry-chaan September 9, 2010

Blastoramalorkataphobia

A fear of escalators, fear of escalators killing riders, fear of escalators taking over the world

Person 1: Why is she walking up 2 flights of stairs with a 50 lb. suitcase?

Person 2: She has blastoramalorkataphobia. The poor child.

by Viata August 15, 2009

Blastoid

When you make a girl cum with your hands while youre smashing

Guy 1: she said I was bad in bed
Guy 2: oh yeah? What'd you do?
Guy 1: I made her blastoid and she never spoke to me again.

by Saucy_ass February 21, 2017

The Blastoise

A sex move in which you jizz on a girl's face, then when she's about to go wash it off, you whip out your bitchin' twin supersoakers and blast it off her face with twin streams of superpowered water.

Boy: Hey whats your favorite pokemon?
Man: I don't play pokemon.
Boy: Oh. Mine's the Blastoise.
Man: Go to your room.

by BTLighting February 22, 2011

Bolaso

It's an argentinian term in reference to when someone says or does something stupid or hilariously wrong. It's similar and commonly used in the same ways that "Bullshit" is used. It can also be used as an adjective "Bolasero" (Someone who is full of bullshit)

Guy1: Dude! I just had sex with Megan Fox!
Guy2: What a Bolaso!

by RWolffen September 18, 2012

Blastoff

When you are smoking some marijuana and you think you start to feel a little high, it is that intense high feeling you get right after you take one more hit that takes you to fucking space.

"Dude I just got a little high" *takes one more hit* *1 second later* "Hoooolllyyy shhhiitttt duuude, BLASTOFF!."

by Dennis V Blastoff March 9, 2010