Bolaso 

It's an argentinian term in reference to when someone says or does something stupid or hilariously wrong. It's similar and commonly used in the same ways that "Bullshit" is used. It can also be used as an adjective "Bolasero" (Someone who is full of bullshit)

Guy1: Dude! I just had sex with Megan Fox!
Guy2: What a Bolaso!

Bolaso by RWolffen September 18, 2012

Bolsonaro knife

Someone tried to assassinate Bolsonaro, but they were not successful because they used a too-short knife. So when you want to get rid of a disgusting fascist dictator, you need a Bolsonaro knife at least 10 inches long.

Don't take a chance your knife won't do the job - you need a Bolsonaro knife!

Bolsonaro knife by Tiberius Gracchus November 5, 2022

Jair Bolsonaro 

The biggest bitch alive in human history, 100 times worse than Trump, the modern version of Nero

Everyone died in Brazil from the pandemic because of Jair Bolsonaro

Jair Bolsonaro by No_Quarter_for_them February 10, 2021

to bolsonaro 

To pretend to be sick in order to avoid a task, especially when it involves dealing with someone who will expose you as the lying, hate-mongering, incompetent fraud that you are.

Jimmy is thinking about calling in sick on the day of his annual performance review. He wants to pull a bolsonaro on his boss.
If you had your ass kick on a political debate, you may test positive for coronavirus so as to bolsonaro the next one.

to bolsonaro by Mr Lexikon October 2, 2020

Jair Bolsonaro 

The current president of Brazil, Jair Bolsonaro is the most evil son of a bitch on Earth. A psychopath and a terrorist that cares only about money and woudn't give a damn if all the humans beings would die in suffer as long as he would live like a wealthy king and he wouldn't be affected.

This fascist supports and encourages the destruction of the Amazon Rainforest, an essential ecosystem that maintains the life on Earth, a paradise that includes 10% of all species of Earth, produces 20% of our oxygen and also can slow down global warming, trapping impressive amounts of CO2. Jair doesn't believe in climate change or he doesn't give a shit about it. He doesn't care about the tribes that have been living in South America, he doesn't care about animals, biodiversity, the future or the fate of humanity, what he cares is just the money. He put only corrupt politicians in his government and fired all the people who wanted to save the nature and removed all the protection for this unique forest.

A lot of people also died in Brazil due to the coronavirus pandemic, and only because this moron doesn't believe even in the coronavirus saying it's just a flu and wanted to remove the quarantine and the protection measures for stopping the disease to spread.

Strangely enough, Bolsonaro still has a lot of supporters, maybe the rotten, selfish, heartless and morally corrupt persons like him or the least educated Brazilians that are easily manipulated or brainwashed to not see the reality.

A: Hey do you know what is the full name of the Brazilian president?
B: No, dude ! What's his full name?
A: Jair Messias Bolsonaro !
B: Are you kidding me? His middle name is "Messias"? Jair Bolsonaro is the devil on Earth ! His parents should have named him "Lucifer" instead !

Jair Bolsonaro by A visitor to Earth July 13, 2020

Bolsonaro 

A measure of how frequently one defecates. One Balsonaro is one poop per two days, as Balsonaro himself suggested.

Man, I shit twice today, a quadruple Bolsonaro!

Bolsonaro by seasbass November 14, 2020

bolsonaro 

Unusually large bowel movement, the result of holding it at least two days.

I'm going to be in here awhile, I have to take a bolsonaro.

bolsonaro by Wordy McWordmaker October 12, 2019