Mr.Boofington

When a man gets so high that he calls 911 on himself

911: hi what is your emergency
Asian dude: hi, I’m high and need to get un high
*911 to officer* we’ve got a Mr.Boofington

by PullTheTriggaFigga September 21, 2018

Pickle Buffing

another way of defining blow job

That bitch stephanie wouldn't give up on the pickle buffing until I nutted

by king flawless on da thrown December 22, 2008

buffing the bishop

male masturbation

It's that time of the month for his girl, so he's not going to be humping the monkey. He'll be left buffing the bishop.

by dana_mix October 14, 2007

Biffing Plate

The small area of skin between a woman's cunt and asshole where a guy's balls slap against when he is fucking her

Boy, Mary's biffing plate got a good hammering last night

by sanddevil March 14, 2009

buffing the banana

Another word for Masturbation; Buffing is the "rubbbing" and the Banana is another word for long penis.

Raj: Why were you in the bathroom so long?
Ricky K: I was buffing the banana ;)

by Ricky K November 15, 2007

Quiggle Biffing

The fucking of a fat chick

Dude, I was just out Quiggle Biffing

Biff any good Quiggles lately

by QuiggleBiffer November 18, 2010

boffin head

Somebody with an extremely large head. This can be used as abuse or as a joke.

Opposite: Pee wee head

Nick: Jeeze, i Cant see the screen
Emma: Its because his big BOFFIN HEAD is blocking the view!

by Bofifnhead1992 August 4, 2007