bobbitise

verb, to cut off a man's genetalia. From John Wayne Bobbit, maimed by his wife in 1993.

"I was going to try shaving down there, but I was afraid of getting bobbitised!"

by sashamd March 22, 2005

bobbith

a a word meaning a person who is vertically challenged with severe mental retardation.
they also have a strange obsession with the
f-word.

sawyer calls himself bobbith jubely,
i guess he must be a bobbith if he call himself one?

by Stephen Otto July 15, 2008

bOrbOt

No past, no future, only the present

It's hard being bOrbOt...you constantly think about your past or wonder about your future, and in the process, you never truly enjoy the present.

by EmperorOp.73 July 1, 2008

Bobbatron

Nickname for an awesome girl

woah!! shes must be called bobbatron!

by Matchew!!!!! July 6, 2008

bobhot

Bobhot is when Bob, who thinks he is not hot according to the general standard looks hot. He will admit to looking better than usual but still not quite up with whomever he is comparing himself to. Therefore to boost his self-esteem without making him uncomfortable, we use the term bobhot.

When Bob switches from his usual look of cargo shorts, gym shoes and a random t-shirt to wearing a tuxedo or something of that nature. In recent times, Bob has put himself into a new state of bobhot by ridding himself of the combover he sported since he had enough hair to do it and moving into the late '90s with some sort of spiky thing.

by shari August 11, 2004

bobbitization

To remove the sexual organ of a male human

His wife got so angry after he cheated on her that she committed a bobbitization.

by gigi q November 8, 2007

Bobbon Jay

A proud drunk man who dons a russian winter cap and Shades who keeps popping out of random places saying "Hey!"

This man is usually cooler than The Fonz and is an avid wrestling fan.

Hey you guys, It's HIM!

Bobbon Jay "Hey!"

by The T2K January 29, 2009