Lauren Boebert

Dillion Harper's doppleganger.

Lauren Boebert sure looks a lot like Dillion Harper. Sadly, Dillion Harper would be a better Congresswoman... she's more intelligent and is better at getting people BEHIND HER.

by Darkness Prime June 4, 2023

The Boebert

To receive a handjob at a public theater

Did you hear that Dustin got the Boebert at Aladdin last night?!

by Josh Runs Hawley September 16, 2023

Boebert

N: A handjob given in a theater full of families

I went to Beetlejuice last night; and my congresswoman gave me a Boebert.

by IdolOfMillions September 16, 2023

boebert

An over the pants handjob

"She wouldn't go all the way so I had to settle for a quick boebert"

by dnev8730 September 19, 2023

Lauren Boebert

-Lor-en Bo-burt (/ˈlɔr.ən ˈboʊ.bɜrt/)
Noun, sexual act,

The act of a female giving an over-the-pants handjob to a male partner, whilst in a dark public setting,

"oh man, I took my Tinder date to the movies and she gave me a Lauren Boebert"

by HankPecker69420 October 3, 2023

mud bobber

The Mud Bobber arises when a male experiences explosive diarrhea into a clogged toilet. The affected individual vigorously defacates into the disabled vessel, further saturating the already dense effluent. In a desparate attempt to banish the maelstrom, our anti-hero foolishly chooses to flushes, whereupon panic ensues as the water level rises to approximately 0.1nm below the rim of the bowl. The Mud Bobber is now complete: The hapless defacator's scrotum repeatedly dips into the fecal morass despite his attempts to maneuver elsewhere.

"Dude...I had the worst mud bobber last night after we had burritos. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE FIX YOUR TOILET."

by rbowles2000 August 23, 2021

boebert

semen after it's been in an asshole

Don't slip in that boebert.

by nzbs33k3r November 12, 2020