Botism

A vaccine side-effect, characterised by behavioral disorders in adults.
Symptoms include: high temper, anti-social, irrate behaviour, irrationality, psychopathy, hypochondria, lack of critical thinking, stockholm syndrome and, the fear of breathing fresh air.

Brandon has botism, so he gets grumpy untill he's had his booster.

by KovidKash March 8, 2022

Beatism

Fascinatingly consistent severely abominable, nauseating and morbid unluckiness

Will: I just had deal fall through again for the 5th time the last 2 months

Brianne: Ah man it sounds like you got a case of Beatism

by William2052003 April 20, 2023

Batism

someone who likes Batman a lot and has autism

I have Batism

by Batsy_thedarkknight March 10, 2026