blankie

Reformed way of saying Blanket. see also: Piller

I've got a Mickey mouse Blankie.

by some guy November 18, 2002

blonkie

A black person who wants to be/thinks they are white.

A black person who talks as if they are white.

Opposite of a whigger

"Wassup, my blonkie?"

by DaveIII October 6, 2003

Blunkerin

A very rare event in speedrunning when you are playing GoldenEye 007 for the Nintendo 64, and achieve a personal record time of 0:18 seconds or better on the Bunker 1 Agent level, specifically while playing from the bathroom and sitting on the toilet.

ZL: "Mate, have you got any good runs lately?"

DD: "Yeah! I was playing from the bathroom last night and finally achieved the fabled Blunkerin!"

by Zenith Legend January 9, 2022

yankie blankie

Yankie Blankie refers to the dexterous process of masturbation done under any type of fabric layer (such as a blanket) in which it is preformed by either yourself or someone else.

I was flying home from a boating trip at sea when the person I was holding hands with slowly put my hand on his junk that was stealthily hidden underneath a blanket where I then proceeded to give him a yankie blankie

by delfatedoctopus September 17, 2020

Wet blunties

When you sharing a blunt with number of people, if it doesn't have a filter it tends to get wet. Wet blunties is one way of showing the boys you love them.

Last night me and the boys had couple of wet blunties before the drinks.

by Saturdaysfordaboys September 18, 2020

blunken

to get oral sex while pooping on a toielet

that was the best blunken i ever had

by phil February 9, 2005

Blunkin

Getting some head while on the shitter

Dude last night i got blunkin from my woman and damn it felt good. No other greta feeling than gettin sucked off and droppin a deuce!

by mr.MARQUEZ January 14, 2009