james blunted

Rhyming slang for "cunted." Used to mean completely drunk.

I got so james blunted the other night I tried to hump a goose.

by Strawberry Spam September 28, 2007

Blunted Wanderer

n. Self-explanatory.
Blunted Wanderer

One (under the influence of marijuana) who wanders outside aimlessly out of bordom.

In most cases, a blunted wanderer is

a. Looking around, distracted by every movement/sound.
b. Looking down, paranoid that everyone around him/her knows.

SWIM is such a blunted wanderer.

SWIM went outside and looked at squirrels for like ... an hour once.

by sho9 May 11, 2011

Blueterable

any extra money , not needed for bills etc. money to be spent on drink fags and general good times.Used mostly in the Kinrosshire area of scotland.

well the gas is paid ,The fridge is full,, so ive got 30 quid left thats blueterable

by stevorichfraz February 10, 2013

Under-blunted

Whilst rolling a marijuana blunt, you, or a friend may realize something detrimental, you need one gram to roll a blunt, but OH NO! Your poor ass only has .6, so being the determined person you are, you continue on your quest for a blunted highness...

You roll the blunt, the end result (looking like a small pen, a tooth pick, a brown joint, etc..) is what is commonly known as "Under-Blunted".

I bought a dime sack and tried rolling a blunt, but i failed and under-blunted my way to sobriety.

by FEARTHEBRAVE April 18, 2010

blueteething

The phase when you become acquainted with the fact that people on wireless headsets aren't talking to you.

Whenever someone was having a conversation while using a bluetooth headset I would respond to them, which was often awkward after both they and I realized my gaffe. That blueteething period passed and now I can discern when I'm actually being spoken to.

by Jason86 January 20, 2009

Getting Blunted

another word for getting high..

"Yo man, i wish i was Getting Blunted, i had a bad day"
"Word, I'll be threw with some smoke"

by jimirandolf October 11, 2008

blueTD

Transmitted disease contracted after leaving your blue tooth on your phone activated. A blue tooth stalker then sends you an unwanted message, voice record, horrible tune.

That bitch sent me a blueTD.

by Sarah Osso May 11, 2007