blue job

when a girl sucks you off, and snowballs the cum back into your mouth then you snowball it into her ass.

i.e Blaine is sitting at home with his new girlfriend. She says I'm bored Blaine why don't you do something freaky. Blaine replies "i don't do freaky, i do creepy. As Blaine reaches for his misshapen tapered penis his girlfriend tells him she wants something she's never had. "BITCH I'm gonna give you a fuckin blue job. Blaine jerks off in the corner while looking at a gay porn magazine for hours. Finally he gets that sexually convoluted look in his eyes. Baby take it in your mouth. He forces his load into her wide orifice. She spits it into his mouth, so sultry. He turns her around, raises her ass and heaves the splooge laden load into her ass. That was quite a blue job baby!!!

by DJ Papsmear April 11, 2009

BleeJob

Getting a BleeJob is the act of a male or female giving a male oral sex and biting the penis until it eventually bleeds.

"Dude, Sarah gave me a bleejob last night!"
"Seriously? Did it hurt?"
"Yeah! And it bled like a bitch!"

by ButterMyToast January 2, 2012

bluujob

When you are streaming on Twitch and your girl is under the table blowing you with that good suck

I was about to finish the stream but my girl got under the desk to give me a bluujob.

by mrblarizard July 15, 2019

bluujob

The best head you’ll ever get.

This girl gave me the best bluujob last night and I came down her throat.

by HypeR MulTi July 15, 2019

bluejoltz

Dumbass on twitter who is not funny and can fuck off

“I’m bluejoltz” Ew get the fuck away from me

by Nobody Your business! September 20, 2020

blue job

When someone stops a blow job before the person gets to cum

Man, last night was rough, she gave me a blue job! I had to whack one out afterwards.

by Anona-miss June 3, 2022

Blumjob

A term to describe getting a blumpkin, and then afterwords receiving a rimjob

Yoo dude I was at a Circle-K bathroom and this random guy came in and gave me a Blumjob!!

by Rionox March 20, 2025