Bumcheese

The residue left after several defecations, limited wiping, no bathing and no showering. This moist fecal left on the anus resembles cheese, but does not taste anything like cheese.

Taylor, your bumcheese is warm.

Steve: Hey Bob, there's no butter left for my toast. Mind if I borrow some bumcheese?
(Without hesitation, Bob bends over and spreads cheeks)

by Captain Gooch June 1, 2009

Bumcheese

Cheese like substance built up around the anus/bum.
Similar to cockcheese but on the bum.

Hey lads,,would ye eat her bumcheese for a tenner?

by PervyP May 21, 2008

bullcheese

A non-vulgar term for bullshit. Used in the presence of parents or people who vehemently oppose swearing of any kind.

Hayley is the first person to ever say "bullcheese".

by P_ranztheGodfather June 12, 2006

Nothing Compares 2 Blue (Cheese) Burger

A burger that served with blue cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Nothing Compares 2 Blue (Cheese) Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Bumcheese

Cheese from the moon.

Let's go to the moon and get some bumcheese for Sarah.

by Ronnehuk October 19, 2005

Blue cheese

I swear i'm addicted to blue cheese

I swear i'm addicted to blue cheese

by anonymous May 27, 2021

blue cheese

This is a blueberry marijuana strain, It is based off afghani, With a relatively short flowering time and high yeild makes this strain great for closet growing.

Flowering time: 8 to 10 weeks

Yo, is that the blue cheese ive been hearing about!

by g00000000000gle bob October 18, 2006