Blursed

Blessing and a curse

I'm blursed with a big ole booty! Its a blessing and a curse!

by Liltashy1 November 29, 2017

Blaise Zabini

A fictional character in the popular Harry Potter series. He is a Slytherin and is believed to be best friend of fellow house mate Draco Malfoy. Often in fanfiction authors "mistakenly" describe him as white, but in actuality Blaise is black with Italian descent.

If I read one more shitty fanfiction where they describe Blaise Zabini as white, I will find them and eat their babies and/or household pets!

by dj234 June 27, 2011

blaise trice

the name for someone who is cringy
name for someone who watches fifty shades series
name for someone who likes Nazis
name for someone who watches a lot of memes
the future tense version of the act of doing something stupid.

"That dude? He is so cringey! He's a total Blaise Trice."
"Oh, yeah, I watch fifty shades of grey, Im a Blaise Trice!"
"I like Nazis, Hitler did nothing wrong, Im a total Blaise Trice. Hitler had the right idea."

"I watch a lot of memes. I am a Blaise Trice."
"Don't you pull a Blaise Trice and jump of the roof!'

by hellodorkness February 3, 2018

Slut Bruise

A bruise or bruises found on someone's knee making it look as though they've given a ton of Blow Jobs recently. The bruise can be from anything but has to be on one or both knees. The bigger the bruise the bigger the slut.

Suzy "omg look at Trina's knees!"
Jenny "those are some pretty huge slut bruises, her boyfriend must be happy!"

by em-dizzle4sizzle September 24, 2011

Blursed

Simultaneously blessed and cursed by a situation, object, person, etc.

I was blursed with so many opportunities and hated to make a decision.

by TuTally March 3, 2010

Blueserver

a blue thing with ropes.. it spins fast with hamsters people inside

He got whooped at blueserver
i am a hamster at blueserver
i experienced death at blueserver

by blueserver November 6, 2007

blaise debeste

A hot, ex-Chief Prosecutor from the Ace Attorney Investigations 2 game. He has a son named Sebastian Debeste and a fake beard. He loves to make all possible things dissapear and calling his son an idiot. He usually ends his sentence with a "y'know".

Blaise Debeste: Sebastian is a good boy but he's such an idiot, y'know?
- In Ace Attorney Investigations 2

by caligosto July 24, 2020