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Blowlapse

Giving a blow-job to a prolapsed colon.
Suzy came over on Tuesday and gave me a good Blowlapse.Also known as a Camden Candy Apple.
by McBoneyard January 24, 2011
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bloatation

noun. to feel the repercussions of one's menstrual cycle. The bloating of the abdomen causes one to feel like a bursting water balloon.
Damn. I was suffering from extreme bloatation last night.
by shawnabananaa February 15, 2007
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Blowdart

Taking a straw and packing it with cocaine then blowing it directly into a friend's rectum.
I was so skeeted after Trever blowdarted me last night
by Sharty Party May 19, 2019
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The Blowdart Game

The Blowdart Game (also known as the Darting Game) is a game in which players use an imaginary blowdart gun (consisting of a player holding their hands to their mouth like a blowdart gun) to blow a dart at another player (the victim). Once hit with the imaginary dart, the victim must immediately feign as if they have feinted (usually falling straight to the ground) and cannot speak or move until another player removes the imaginary dart from the victim's neck.

The rules of the game are as follows:

* A player is only considered hit with the dart if he makes eye-contact with the shooter while the shooter is shooting
* The shooter must bring a hand to their mouth as though they are holding a blowdart gun and make a defined shooting noise (a breathy "thooo" will suffice) aimed towards the victim with whom they have made eye contact
* The victim must lie immobile until someone else pulls out the "dart"
* Anyone can play, but if someone breaks a rule, they cannot play the game ever again
An example of The Blowdart Game: A person (victim) walks into a room when someone else (bully) calls their name. Victim looks and sees bully making blowgun with hands, and bully makes blowing noise, "PFFT!." Victim is hit and instantly falls limp to the ground until someone pulls the "dart" out of his neck.
by DPlatt January 12, 2009
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blowgang

when a single individual whether male or female hovers around multiple male partners is sucks all penises involved.
Aly sure enjoyed that blowgang last nite. She gladly dropped on her knees, sucked all those guys off until each squirted all over that mouth and she liked it. What a freak!
by Myz M May 30, 2013
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Blogtard

John just registered on Blogtard and he has become a real blogtard now.
by a budding wordsmith September 29, 2011
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Blowjam

A thing, most frequently (but not limited to) a song, that one particularly admires.
Ooh...This slow jam is my blowjam!
by Stujboy August 28, 2013
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