blows your baguette

1. alternate phrase for floats your boat; whatever makes you happy.
2. alternate phrase for toot your own horn; to flatter yourself or boast about your own achievements.

1.
guy 1: can i get some gasoline in my drink?
bartender: yeah sure dude, whatever blows your baguette.
2.
"not to blow my own baguette but I killed it on that math test."

blows your baguette by pathetic_oatmeal April 22, 2020

Flute Blower

A green earthy hippie type. Can commonly be seen in frocky woven hemp gear, playing tribal wooden flutes at the sight of fallen trees. Smells strongly of Patchouli oil. The male versions typically sport copious amounts of hair on the top and front of the head. The females tend to have massive amounts of hair everywhere else. Both versions smell like shit.

The guy on the show American Inventor who pranced into the board room playing a flute (Flute Blower) to introduce his invention consisting of three sticks. His life story included examples of him and his friends making random music at their commune in the hills around San Francisco.

Flute Blower by WheresMyronBaker February 12, 2010

dutch leaf-blower 

A Dutch Leaf-Blower is an incredibly passionate and romanticised type of oral sex. Assuming the relationship is one of heterosexual nature, the female (traditionally) will perform ass-to-mouth on the male, lips must be locked around anal sphincter. The male proceeds with the act of flatulence into the female's mouth of whom receives and blows back the gaseous excrement with consistent force. The two give back and forth (like Serena vs Venus, Munich Grand Slam Final 1999 ) for an indefinite length of time.

"I knew she was a freak but when she offered me the Dutch Leaf-Blower I came in my CK briefs right away"
"Remember to eat a Korma beforehand, you're gonna need the gas"

dutch leaf-blower by Herbert_the_Per...uvian December 19, 2014

Rocks & Blows 

Chicago slang for crack and heroin. In the vast open air drug market of the wild wild west side of Chicago, each set has their block that they sell rocks (crack cocaine) and blows ($10 bags of heroin). All it takes is being white and driving through the hood and you'll get solicited for drugs, cuz let's face it, they know what you're there for.

Ayo we got them rocks & blows, park park! what you need how many?

Rocks & Blows by into the void December 23, 2010

blowger 

The remnants of the line of cocaine you just snorted that didn't quite make it past your nose hair. Clumps of coke all in your nose.

"Dude you were just snorting some yay, eh?"

"How can you tell?"

"From that huge blowger hanging out your nose"

"Right"

blowger by Krugar October 6, 2008

Blows me 

when something or someone irritates or aggravates you.

math blows me! or im not going to class, that class be blowin me maan!!

Blows me by LRMusic April 16, 2009

turd blower 

The butthole, anus, asshole, poop chute, turd hole, shit pipe,

I want that whore to play my meat whistle with her turd blower.

turd blower by Irving Fryer May 14, 2011