blogjam

An obstacle that impedes writing blog entries; writer's block applying specifically to bloggers.

I'm so blogjammed I haven't posted an entry in months.

by Jody Reale June 29, 2005

blowbama

A joke of a president that is a much better face for the country than his predecessor but is still as much of an idiot.

Who did you vote for last election?

I voted for Blowbama, I didnt want to see Dickain running this country.

by Balldippa May 10, 2009

blowjay

Something Rachel Tice gave to every boy in the school in the popular Barbie Drama show, Most Popular Girl In School or MPGIS.

Rachel: "But I fucking gave every boy a blowjay"
Mackenzie: "That doesn't make you popular, it makes you a whore"

by durdew August 10, 2017

blowjack

The act of stealing a blowjob, either in-process or out.

Damn, did you see how fast tim can blowjack, he got that dude over there well.

or

Josh just blowjacked jason good.

by nimblejack August 26, 2009

blowjay

A blowjay means giving a blowjob to a bluejay.

Very popular among bird watchers - and bluejays.

Cedric:Why is that bird so happy?

Cynthia: I just gave him a blowjay.

Cedric: Chirp!

Cynthia: Why certainly, my darling.

by scodder October 31, 2012

Blogjam

Intellectual immobilization from following too many influencers with too much to say.

He awoke to another early-morning blogjam, so much verbiage, so little time.

by Monkey's Dad November 25, 2019

Blowjack

Receiving a blow job and getting jacked off simultaneously.

He specializes in blowjacks. He's good with his hands AND mouth.

by yourbffbrett April 2, 2009