pot blotch

When one ejaculates into one’s own belly button after a session of masturbating.

Damn! My belly button stinks so bad after I pot blotched myself last night.

by Frogfork69 November 29, 2021

Crotch blotch

The stain on one’s pants or skirt that is the result of a child ( usually one’s own child) having wiped their face off on said person while hugging or clinging on to them.

“Dude what’s on your pant?” “Oh, that’s a crotch blotch my kid just wiped his grubby chocolate ice cream covered face on me.”

by HaGumby April 30, 2022

Bortch

To be fucking stupid and instead of calling someone a bitch you call them a bortch. You can also rhyme and create different words like fortch, dortch and clortch. You can also lengthen the word by saying things such as bortchy, bortcheesey, or glorbeetsy.

"Stop being such a dumb fucking bortch clortch bortchy"

by KIngBortcheesy December 13, 2016

Blorch

The sound that is made after one's head is shot off, and or exploded in an online first person shooter. And a commonly used taunt as well.

"Bitch! You got blorched!"

by Superfly98 April 8, 2008

BLORTH

A homosexual who loves teh cock.

You're so BLORTH.

Stop being so BLORTH.

by BLORTH March 17, 2005

BLORTH

The faggotiest fag to ever sail the seven colons. He appears in many sentences such as:
<&BLORTH> I LOVE GAY PORN

No one likes BLORTH, but he gets boners from all men and she-males so he sticks around anyway just to beat off to your name.

Quit being gay. You're so gay, that I think you're on the verge of being BLORTH gay.

by Elmdor March 17, 2005

Blotch

A combination of blood and crotch equals BLOTCH!
Typically utilized in online FPS shooters to bloody ones crotch by repeatedly shooting their crotch until it bleeds.

OMG! Did you see Amy's pants, it had one hell of a nasty blotch stain!
After little Timmy beat him down, he followed it up with a humiliating blotch!

by Swap-Meet-Louie July 20, 2009